Teclis says the S Word | Total War Warhammer meme dub

TECLIS NO STOP YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD!!!! MRS VALAYA, GET DOWN!

Perhaps after a lengthy talking-to by Karl Franz, well known as an ally to all Dwarf Folx, Teclis will resolve to 👏 do 👏 better 👏. He could stand to be a little more like Archaon. The Everchosen is woke af, no cap.

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[Real]

Whats funnier is that elf diplomats probably do it on purpose but poor Teclis didnt, yet the dwarfs just assumed he is just an asshole like the other elfs.

[ryanrios]

The chaos forces have the moral high ground, that is why they are wining.

[edeasley]

Teclis set a record for most entries in 'The Book' during one conversation that day. It's actually the exact moment every dwarf in all fantasy lores started disliking elves.

[warhammerguy]

Least condescending/racist high elf and their best diplomat btw.

[pancreasnowork]

Teclis single-handedly bringing the Public Order of Altdorf down to revolt levels

[versok]

The funny thing is that Teclis is the least racist high elf and probably did not try to offend the Dwarfs, he just has as much talent for fumbling with words as he has with magic.

[AleksanderDrako]

He failed it so much that dwarf's "kill him" was a merciful command

[KiuhKobold]

Every time Teclis opens his mouth, I feel a goddamn -40 to relationships stacking, multiplicatively, in the diplomacy bar.

[hmroid]

Choas is the kind of faction to send a paragraph apology and then challenge you to a blood duel

[cyanideinmycereal]

I love how the “apology” on the chaos side boils down to “I know calling midgets short is an insult to all midgetkind.”

[alexrexaros]

“What I don't understand is that, if they hate the word so much, why are they saying over and over again? Every day, you got the White Dwarf coming here and saying 'Shorty this', 'Shorty that', 'Shorty Please', 'Umgak Shorty', 'Shorty, you're not saying', 'Shorty get that wazzok', 'Shorty look at that wultelgi', 'Shorty you're crazy!'. They say it so much, I don't even notice it anymore. So when they come in and say 'Can ye speak of your own people, shorty?', I'm not thinking 'Oh Khaine they said the word... The s word!', I'm thinking 'How can we speak about our own people when the whole world is at stake?', don't you think this question is nothing short of ridiculous?”
- Teclis, probably.

[jonathanwatson]

Wow, the dawi called tecles the k word and everyone just agreed with him.

[omegon]

That gracious apology encouraged the chaos dwarfs to confensate for the lack of hell cannons, hence why they are coming so late

[ChrisVoiceman]

I'M GONNA NEED TWO BOOKS FOR THIS ONE

[MrMuelltube]

The Virgin "try to be polite" Teclis vs. the Chad "apology for choosing the wrong words" Archaon!

[Hawkensk]

love how he calls em "Knife Ears" after being called into Karl Franz's office.

[thenethralking]

“I have dwarf friends…” - Teclis probably

This video gives me Solid JJ vibes I appreciate his influence on the net XD

[cathulionetharn]

To be fair Teclis is a multi-milennia year old master diplomat
This is not a random mistake

[rexlumontad]

1:04 Karl Franz: "I summon Prohibition Hammer!"

Teclis: "Prohibitions only expand demands!"

[boid]

The sheer confusion and scrambling of someone trying not to offend a dwarf is by far one of the best things I've heard today

Update: Need more moments like this where people are just trying so hard not to offend a dwarf