How To Survive Cthulhu 😳 #shorts #scary

[garretfischbach]

“Here are 3 ways to survive cthulu.”
“You don’t”
“Be sure to like, comment and subscribe!”

[funicat]

bro doesn't even know who Cthulhu is

[mac_ru]

Totally not Cthulhu being psychic and knowing everything about the universe according to the mythology meaning we cannot lie without him knowing 👌

[Dragoot]

Bro you don't know who Cthulhu is.
Catulu is not a "water deity", but a Star-Spawn.
He arrived on Earth, after conquering countless other worlds, at the head of an army of Spawn of Cthulhu, to fight the Elder Beings(Flying Polyp) but mutually exterminated each other.
Catulu was killed, which only slowed him down by a couple of million years.
Yeah he's hanging out in the water now because he's dead/sleeping now. But on dry land or in space you are no less than danger when he wake up.
Pretending to be a cultist is useless, he doesn't care. Sacrifices and followers have nothing to do with his power, the cultists are just crazy, driven into madness by his dreams.

[Armoni]

Dude, Cthulhu is a eldritch god, he can just fly out of the water and curbstomp the nearest building to send a shockwave infinitely more powerful than a nuclear bomb and kill us all.

[Storm_lol]

You probably can't act like a cult member because can't he read your mind?

[SonGokuisawesome]

As a Lovecraft expert, you defined Cthulhu incorrectly. He’s a great old one. Not a water deity.

[tprime]

This guy's entire understanding of the lovecraftian mythos is google images. 😂

[mikethegamer]

How to survive cthulu: leave it alone it doesnt care about you but youll go crazy if you look at it

[JovonTerry-knxq]

How to only survive cthulhu:hide as far away as you can or worship.

[plushgod]

“How to survive Cthulu”
“Its impossible”

[guythathatesdell]

Actual way to survive: Combine Terra Blade, Meowmere, Starwrath, influx waver, Horseman's blade, the seedler, starfury, beekeeper, enchanted sword, and a trusty copper shortsword. Killing of cthulu twice beforehand may be required. Enjoy beating the shit out of cthulu

[laggging]

Cthulhu doesn't give a fuvk about his worshippers

[Sonworshipper]

Ok but frfr, I would want to look at him without going insane.

[blueyz.boxesH]

How to survive cthulhu!

1. Dont be stupid to go down the mariana trench!

[Galeem]

Me when my boat stuck on Kraken
Kraken:raining again
Chutulu:Hi
Kraken:i will end you not the boat

[derekgreen]

Taking about Cthulhu makes me want seafood 😂😂

[tananatana]

Bro thinks Cthulhu is Kraken or something lol, bro can reshape and manipulate reality, no amount of "get to the land immediately" is saving your ahh

[Percabeth_shipper]

Only real way to survive Cthulhu is making sure it doesn’t wake up

[Advocate_of_Christ]

Bro doesn't know that Chtulhu is a high priest of the great old ones, a demi-god and is incompréhensible by humans, it knows everything, and that it will take over the world