When you enter a McDojo…

[hh]

Can’t wait for him to earn his black belt through pure skill

[Sha-sigma-Walter]

Only martial artist who stands a chance against a street fighter seeing red

[blazingdragon]

They be slaying dragons fr💀

Damn, I can't stop laughing 🤣

[Weiming]

Sensei Dean, The Fighting Machine's mother went into labour in the middle of an MMA match. The moment Sensei Dean, The Fighting Machine was born, he climbed into the cage and knocked the lights of both fighters with one punch.

[aidanmurray]

The resistance band as a headband, I’ll have to try that

[BigCobra]

Literally every manhua plot known to mankind. Godly at 3 years old beating other gods. Cultivation takes 1 seconds but powers go up like it took a million years

[soulreaper]

Bro should have said 69th degree to be honest💀

[daanishrajahussain-fnbx]

Well that’s an accurate representation if I ever saw one 😅.

[AddictAsh]

The sensei sitting down the entire time is a nice touch 😂

[ibrock]

Man the name of the dojo just killed me instantly 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Fineun]

I been doing karate for some time ahem “8 years “ and I was jealous of people in other dojos because after 8 years I was only in brown I and other dojos kids my age with 4-5 years of practice were in black ll but realised when I went to one tournament and there kumite was like dog water . I used to get kicked in the back punched in the stomach my sensai
stood on my stomach and if we did a stance wrong we were beaten or there was a punishment. But I learned it was all worth it at the end cause I won a few tournaments and I still practice it at home . Do what you doing man making my day.

[Fineun]

The black belt at three was fine but the black belt 47 though 😂😂😂 and the potential and the power of the kid who started to teach people at 7 got me dying

[angrydragonslayer]

As a real dragon slayer, my name accurately portrays my opinion of this

[ivangrosso]

Honestly if a place has dragon slayer in it im in, just because theres probably someone who watches fairy tail there as well

[arabellafavesongs]

"Sensei dean the fighting machine"😂

[calebboyd-wzol]

If it sounds like something from an anime it's a McDojo

[Walta_Woit]

At the end of my training sessions my captain would tell stories about past students and himself and they are all so interesting

[senseileo]

U got me at the 47th degree black belt 😂

[flushedboi]

"Sensei dean the fighting machine"
Blud also got his black belt at 3 💀💀

[angryfoxzd]

The Mc dojo sensi has mastered the art of bullshito.