A martial arts discussion…

[kyellverdonschot]

Judo is deeply truthful. Nothing feels better than getting throw just right and hearing the sound of the other person slamming into the mat

[mikeonabike]

Jujitsu: the art of folding clothes while people are still in them.

[jcub]

What people don't realize is that Judo is a weapon martial art, like Kendo or Escrima, except instead of sticks and swords, your weapon is something called "concrete pavement."

[leatheryfoot]

MMA Guy: I'm just really indecisive.

[sg.Airhead]

BJJ:
"I like folding clothes. Bonus points if people are still in them"

[mateoagdeppa]

As a bjj practitioner I can confirm we love getting cuddles, I was sparing to and was told, give me a goddamn hug then I got thrown to the ground.

[ibrock]

I miss "Cuddle with a struggle" 😂😂😂

[jonathaningram]

My dad taught me BJJ and I remember going up against a “black belt prodigy 8 year old” who claimed he could kick anyone’s ass and started picking on me cuz I was the biggest, the triangle choke I put him in was chefs kiss

[Eorjwotnde.]

That taekwondo immediate kick was good af❤

[ladyalicent]

“Couldn’t decide with I wanted to do punching or kicking, so we like do both” fair enough man!

[invisibledude]

McDojo is the most honest one I saw in this video 🤣

[nicholasneyhart]

I do judo and wrestling primarily and I can confirm, there is infact something beautiful about a clean slam.

[-SRM-]

Judo. When you're good at flipping muggles, and try the same on a Judo black belt and he reverses you into a "Where am I?" moment.

[..Fivics..]

Judo is so truthful

Who doesn't like to man slam somebody 6 feet in the ground as hard as they can

[bluesphnx]

Can confirm judo’s statement. The sound is therapeutic and learning how relax your body midair is cool too (it hurts less and I’ve gotten less bruises since learning)

[niallmccarthy]

Good to see judo joining the conversation

[hoffnunq]

I once had a spar with my Judo Teacher who is a 6. Dan Blackbelt and also thought the german women champion. Needless to say i was confused where i was after 10 seconds

[phasmos]

This is your best video by far 100%. Made me crack up.

[WhyDoYouAsk]

As a taekwondo master, I can ASSURE you, we don’t just like spinning. We like jumping too :D

[alittlepuertoricanboy]

"Couldn't decide if we liked punching or kicking...so we do both."

"I just really like inflicting pain TBH."

"Just wanted to cuddle."

Those had me. 💀💀💀