Chivalrous Paladin

It's not that he can't bed m'lady, it's just that doing so goes against his oath.

This is an animated D&D/Fantasy parody!

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Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

[NeonShmoofee]

He needs his milk to keep his bones strong and healthy for when he rescues m'lady again.

[jorgedeanoperez]

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PEGASUS MOUNT IS A PREQUEL TO THIS!

HENCE THE CODE, THE MILK AND THE CHASTITY BELT!

I fucking love you, man

[Jikkuryuu]

This could absolutely be played straight, but I like how waiting until morning could be interpreted as him knowing exactly what's going on. And not being ruffled by it because lust is for other, non-paladin, people.

[lordilluminati]

we need a sequel where chivalrous paladin gets a life coach and it's the barbarian from the other vids

[Rygore_BoldHeart]

i love how the unicorn pegasus completely recontextualizes
this. He would definitely be drinking and swearing in this scenario, but he now chalks it up to being his code. i hope one day he actually gets to ride his flying horse

[endane]

This feels like a Mario, Peach and Bowser behind the scenes.

[BurbyVideo]

Not taking any more Paladin slander. Consecrating the ground beneath your feet is based.

[thibautisserant]

The fact that we now know that it wasn't exactly consensual for him to get a code.

[Greazus]

HOW IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE GNOME QUEST HOMIES IN THE BACKGROUND!?

[PhDMario]

The pegasus video gives a whole new context to this one. Genius.

[AncientSlugThrower]

Kevin should re-roll. He got out rizzed by an orc and that is a bad look for a paladin.

[Trollioli]

1:50 Damn fine hat on that gnome. Really brings out the shape of his jawline.

[eg_manifest]

anyone else notice that he's got a chastity belt on in the opening shot? Random but very telling detail, though keep away from rogues cause they'd probably pick that lock on instinct

[Jay]

I want him to break his oath and become a giga chad.

[YorkJonhson]

You know I respect that he was still able to adventure and win a proper fight even with the no-kill curse put on him.

[Artisanal-Autism]

Oh dang he “must bear fair maidens none” and can’t keep his loot that explains why he’s so charitable and don’t think I didn’t notice who was in the background.

[eldenjim]

While you were out partying, I was studying the Divine Smite™

[poodlesnoodles]

I mean, this pure knight pegasus swore to never kill, drink or bed maidens again, so the situation couldn't have gone differently

[pablowarsong]

Ngl Brett seems like a really cool guy. Would totally add him to my party and send him to do charisma checks

[inebriatedfowl]

Please for the love of Gwyn, redeem our chivalrous warrior and break this foul curse for him.