LORD HORRIK!

#40k #warhammer #40000

Lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto, Slayer of the Lion of Essa, The Triumphant! The Light of Stars! The Eradicator!

[Runescythe]

I'm a bit surprised the Ork was polite enough to let him finish.

[youngarchaeotech]

Imagine how long this scene would’ve played out if it had been a custodies.

[samuels]

Biggest complaint is that his full title isn't on his health bar during the fight.

[dank_smirkndchannel]

RIP Lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto, Slayer of the Lion Essa, The Triumphant, The Light of Stars, The…

*Eradicator.*

[indrickboreale]

Cool, but still worse than mighty Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...

[twilightgryphon]

*Wakes up having nodded off during the intro*

"You wot?"

[jessenielsen]

While cheesey this is a lore accurate knight

[Az]

A custodian be like: "Wanna hear my one million names?"

[barankursat]

Waits to say "The Eradicator". Adds extra badassery.

[standanddeliver]

The fact it takes nearly a whole minute to introduce himself is nuts and I fucking love it!

[fence]

A lot of those titles were probably inherited, being 40K years in the future that’s a lot of time to gain titles for his ancestors.

[_NIKOS_NIKOS]

I love how Gargaz tried his best to pay attention

[TheMC]

Imagine the size of his headstone:
"Here lies Lord Horrik Canorem, Son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorem, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame, Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, the Paladin of Koto, Slayer of the Lion of Essa, the Triumphant, the Light of Stars, the... *Eradicator"*

[zombyjano]

The way he says Eradicator is so fucking The pause, the pose, the delivery, perfection.

[MarkD]

Space Bretonnia, where the knights get drunk on wearing a mech suit instead of sipping on elf bathwater

[Rawkit_Surgeon]

He's got more titles than "I, Cato Sicarius"

[banansa]

Warhammer factions reactions to this:

Orks: *yawn* you wat?

Necrons: *activates time warping gizmo and fast forwards the intro*

Chaos factions (mostly korne): "JUST SHUT UP AND FIGHT ALREADY!!!"

Tau: *proceeds to give their own long winded intro speech*

Tyranids: *starts chewing the feet of the knight out of boredom*

Eldar: "By the old ones, this monkaei just doesn't shut up..."

[antonioferrari]

“Slayer of the lion of Essa”?
What, did he just stomp on it accidentally? That kinda seems like an anticlimactic title.

[Otomazeman]

You may know that this very Ork has the very highest Ork Belief, that's why he is able to defeat an Imperial Knight! Single handedly!

[boomph]

I agree with bricky his full name and title must block his health bar