This Is Why I Hate Video Games

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#Meme

[cic]

“It appeals to the male fantasy”

It’s true, every day I wish I could be a pink puff-ball that runs around through a land of magic, whimsy, vibrant colors, and wonder on adventures with my friends to save the universe through the power kindness and companionship.

[Gangstablook]

"It appeals to the male fantasy"
Me making Vergil in absolutely every avatar creator:

[Vampire_Bat-]

The thing that I find funny is if a story was made into a book then nobody would consider it “uneducational“ but if the same story is turned into a videogame then it’s suddenly “harmful“

[malachicarter]

"games appeal to the male fantasy."

Gamers everywhere: sobbing anytime a game won't let them pet a dog.

[pman]

"Video games appeal to the male fantasy"
Meanwhile, me getting stressed over what dialogue option to choose (I don't want to make the NPCs sad):

[AnakinsDaycareForPadawans]

I never understood her argument anyway. What’s inherently wrong with something appealing to the male fantasy?

[charlesajones]

I also hate it when people I don't know are happy for reasons that don't affect me in any way. I mean, if I'm miserable, it's my God given right to make others miserable as well. Right?

[Digitalman]

Whats wrong with male fantasy? Men cant have fantasies?

[seventyfourty]

"It appeals to the male fantasy" she said calmly as I got married built a house and had a family in skyrim

[ondururagittandeska]

"Appeals to the male fantasy" *cut to a TF2 Casual obby with a congo line*

[YOSHBAG]

“The male fantasy” in question:

*insert footage of me dropping the baby peinguin off cool cool mountain in Mario 64*

[Lockitvolt]

“Appeals to the male fantasy”

Meanwhile me in Zelda TOTK building the dumbest machine known to mankind

[Torgo]

She has zero idea of how bad she is as a person for saying and thinking this about other people and their desires. Normal people mind their own business and have more than enough problems of their own to ever care about and condemn other people's leisure activities.

[isaakvandaalen]

*Video games appeal to the male fantasy:* >:|

*Me with 2000+ hours in singleplayer vanilla Minecraft:* (._.) mhmm

[Lexyvil]

It baffles me that some people believe that if they've seen one video game, they've seen them all. It's a damn medium. What baffles me even more is Roger Ebert's claim that video games are not art. Outer Wilds for instance is an example of an experience that wouldn't work any other way.

[calebfoley]

That pixel art in the thumbnail is so clean tho wish I knew what game

[MasterAndrew]

Wow that game is so sexiest. Making it appeal to men. And sexualization of women as well. Man I hate games like that.

[BrandonBreyer-ly]

“Games appeal to male fantasy”

Sure. I totally want to fight funny skeleton man and a crazed Billy Mays with flashy sunglasses while having a flower as my arch nemesis.

CLASSIC MASCULINE URGE

[DRofYouTube]

"It appeals to the male fantasy"
The only fantasy Minecraft appeals to me is to build, gather, survive, pet the dog, fight hordes of the undead and emerge victorious against all odds, and defeat a fucking dragon. I rest my case.

[thavidu]

"It appeals to the male fantasy."

Meanwhile me in most games: "I'll save everyone, I swear."