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[tomwanner]

"Mom's been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint" 😂

[ntsaganearonphetla]

"My alcoholic husband ran off with my daughter's parole officer"😂

[marcuspeters]

My favorite show the Charlie and alan and jake era

[johnberry]

“You never have to see the guy’s junk” Herb 😂😂😂😂

[docthemetalfreak]

Alan makes George Costanza look like Superman

[Cloud]

Sometimes you feel bad for Alan but then you remember he does all these bad things to himself

[ji]

Alen is the only person who is a “doctor” and still be broke and cheap at the same time 😂😂

[brendalee]

one of the best comedy shows ever, I miss it

[PatratPeteisAWESOME]

0:20 well done to Alan for the perfect "Fuck you" to Judith

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6:59 This offer for "Old" Alan was very thoughtful of Charlie... until Alan blew it, of course lol

[jnielsen]

"I wasn't put on this Earth to help you Alan!"
you're my Mother! :D

[robertjean]

44:55 when Jake asks existential questions in the presence of Berta, Charlie and Alan...you know it's going to be funny

[PaPaPIG]

Charlie cares about alan more than anything he'd rather throw away his own happiness than kick alan out .

[johnquick]

Great show and we all owe Norman Lear for his bold move in television comedy

[sebastiyan]

Alan being awkward in every meeting with woman but when with his wife being THE BIGGEST GENIOUS WITH BIGGEST COMEBACKS.

[sebastiyan]

Berta did so many clothes that all hollywood and bollywood can dress three times a day

[walterhudson]

Charlie and Walden enabled unappreciative aggravating intrusive Alan to sponge off of both of them and not making him stand up on his own is crazy .

[KingDavo]

16:03 still is one of the funniest scenes ive seen in television history😂💯🐐

[MichaelEngeldinger]

I see. It clearly now, Charlie is Alan’s psychologist 😊every time judith tears Alan apart he seeks Charlie to help him get back in his game, Alan is the father that loves to seek the emotional side of life and the challenge of keeping his relationships together and without Charlie, Alan woudnt have been able to do what he was born to do, love in a selfless way and when Melissa came into Alan’s life, she was the one for all times 😊some one who was super cute and young and loved Alan in every single way❤ for who he was 😊

[sebastiyan]

Judith killed alan every time a bell ring for ten seasons straight?