41 Hilarious Lines From 'Archer'

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Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 41 Hilarious Lines From "Archer." With quality animation, excellent writing, and outstanding voice-acting, it's easy to see why Archer is such a phenomenal show. And every episode is filled with clever dialogue and witty humor that'll be quoted for years to come. So here's a few of our favorite lines from the show.

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Musical Credit: "Sneaky Snitch" - Kevin MacLoad

[soylentteal]

Left out my favorite:
Cyril: "Lanaaaa!"
Lana: "I'm coming, Cyril!"
Archer: "Bet that's the first time you ever said that."

[fruitbatfox]

I love how organic the dialogue is, it does genuinely sound like a bunch of immature adults where pushed into a room together 😂

[comgeek]

Lana: “Are you coming?”
Sterling: “No, but I’m breathing fast”

lolololol

[slumadiangoon]

I love how Kieger’s first ever line on the show was “I call him Fisto Roboto.” In that one line we already know what Krieger is all about. 😂

[vanittahmwangi]

"He's had the clap so many times more like an applause" my new go to burn for now on

[jacobdewald]

How is "he died doing what he loved... getting shot." Not on the list?

[jayh]

"I'm spooning a 50 cal. I could kill a building."

[jamguy]

Malory: "Most secret agents don’t tell every harlot from here to Hanoi that they ARE secret agents!"
Archer: "Then why be one?"

[toastyblues]

*Chicken clucking*
"Don't judge me...food."
That line cracks me up every time.

[Eldanogrande]

Lana: Is your apartment baby-proofed.
Archer: Come on, Lana... I don't think a baby's gonna hurt anything.

[lordbrick]

"And since when do you carry a switch blade?"
"It's a long story, Mother!"
*Sees knife in display case*
"Neat."

[Raven]

"Cyril shut your pout-hole, accept the fact that Lana was so far out of your league that impregnating her would've basically been inter-species breeding, and get on with your life!"
How did this not make the cut?!? I havent laughed that hard in the whole series!

[maogu]

"Woodhouse? We got any lube?! Like at this point even olive oil would..."
*Malory sighs*
"...help me get that drawer unstuck"

[russellfautheree]

"Grover Cleveland called, he wants his watch back. He left two non-consecutive messages." It's missing from here but the fact that this show had a joke based on an obscure bit of history trivia makes me so happy.

[comgeek]

Pam: “Did you hear that?”
Cheryl: “Who do you think it is?”
Malory: “Immigrants! That’s how they do, you know. Just drive around, listening to the raps and shooting up all the jobs!”

[saintpoli]

“He’s had the clap so many times it’s more like an applause”

That is, hands down the best thing I’ve heard.

[elvancor]

Did you know that if you made a supercut of all hilarious lines from 8 seasons of Archer, you'd just end up with the full 8 seasons of Archer?

[Suddmoney]

Brent: “what the hell is wrong with you!?”
Archer: “Me? Nothing. You, on the other hand, have a BULLET inside of you!”
Arguably my favorite line

[matthewbragulla]

"Is Germany the Alabama of Europe?!"

[Waffleyoda]

"I'm sorry are you addressing me?"

"Cause your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass"