If Couples On House Hunters Were Honest

“I don’t even know what Granite means.”

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[jamminlovato]

They already have the house they want picked before they film the show. My cousin was a real estate on it and she said it was fake as HECK....i was so sad

[KatsRoolEver]

Omg if only this was a real show. I'd totally watch it.

[AikenChiaMing]

"I this but it is a TEN minute walk away from the beach."

[denique_x]

omg i love watching those house shows. i have no clue why but if i see 30 seconds of it i'll be hooked into watching it no matter how long it is.

[LeifPetersonD]

You forgot to add, "We already bought the house that we're moving into, but we're going to show you 2 other houses so you can try to guess which one we've already bought." They typically bought the house that is empty inside, if there's an empty house they visit.

[aleuhhutchersin]

The guest room thing is so true.. like family or friends don't really visit that often yet they always NEED to have a guest room.!!!

[Ragnarok]

how could you leave out "open concept" its all the rage. who needs walls, a warehouse is the perfect home.

[leohs]

You should be able to put bets on this tv show. I got 20 on the first house.

[Vlum]

Also, at the end of each episode, EVERYONE says "Oh we've picked the perfect house, we made the right decision". nobody ever said, "oh it was a mistake, this place is a dump....and we have since divorced" lol

[jackhume]

You missed the, "We live in a three bedroom house with no kids but we're going to have one baby so we're going to get a four or five bedroom house for no reason at all" people.

[greedy_muppet]

The granite comment was so spot on, and the office one. I'm always thinking "what do these people do that they NEED an office space at home?" However, they forgot to mention "open concept!"

[tokioobsessed]

I hate when people on House Hunters feel they need all this space for guests and company and entertaining. How many people are coming over to your place THAT often?

[atomicspike]

Dear lord. The people who complain about the kitchen counters and popcorn ceilings drive me crazy.

[JuniorGirl]

'I'm going to give you a list of everything I want that cost a lot but make sure to give you a small budget and get pissed when you go over or don't give me everything I want.'

[cait.]

Fun fact: The people on the show already bought their house before they started filming. A good way to tell which house they are going to pick is to look for the house with no furniture in it. I've watched too many episodes.

[Darlingbeauties]

You forgot open concept and stainless steele appliances

[HoneyButterBiscuits]

LOL I would watch this! I would watch this so hard. "We could paint the walls. But let's be serious, that's not going to happen."

[eg]

I ACTUALLY LIKE WATCHING SHOWS LIKE THIS LMAO ESPECIALLY PROPERTY BROTHER

[ionthegravity]

This is literally the perfect mockery of House Hunters lol

[PoesRaven]

If you move into a condo with BARS on every window, you just moved into a plush prison cell. Congratulations.