Elden Ring: Marika's advice for Miquella? #shorts #eldenring #eldenringdlc #ai

That's oddly specific.

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[jotionguy]

Marika: You have to do it!
*Somewhere in Caelid
Soldier of Radahn: Are you okay, my lord?
Radahn: I'm not sure. I feel a disturbance.

[juliusbossman]

Marika: Okay... I need to see how this goes.

[whatsnewbois]

Everything went to shit since Godfrey left these lands; Ritual combat has been abolished, Godwyn is "souldead" and his husk spreads deathroot, Marika cracks the ring open and the Demigods are trying fuck eachother metaphorically or literally

[marth]

Radahn: "why do I feel...like something is wrong?"

[axemiprozam]

It seems that Morgott, Mogh and Godwyn are the only "normal" ones among their brothers, perhaps along with Radahn, Messmer and Melina.

[masterofcolddark]

she carves chaos more than frienzied flame

[nicolasgalviza]

"that is such an awful idea... You have to do it"

Rennala about marika: "marika is not a girls girl"

Fitting because gods in myth are messy. The real housewives of beverly hills? How about the real housewives of the lands between?

[darkrot]

Radagon: so honey, can we talk about the disturbing fact that our son clearly stalks Radahn whenever he’s with Malenia-

Marika: Radagon! Don’t Judge our golden child! Let him cook!

[kebek]

I see Marika giving our boy the good life advice.

[Draco-]

I wonder what St. Trina thinks about this

[AuroraAustralis_]

"This is all very interesting advice, mother, but must you always make people go deaf whenever you speak?"

[recklessgaming]

At this point Messmer has to question why HE was sent away, considering all the other demigods Marika decided to keep around

[Darkstalker]

Pretty soon, Miquella is going to invest in 1000 bottles worth of baby oil 😂

[leonardorodrigues]

Meanwhile in space, Trazyn the Infinite, watching in orbit, looks at the demigods and Empyreas and think: they fit well into my collection.

Trazyn is a Necron Overlord and the self-proclaimed Archaeovist of the Solemnace Galleries on the Necron Tomb World of Solemnace.

Trazyn is a preserver of the galaxy's histories, important artefacts and events, and often "liberates" what he wants from other alien races or even his fellow Necrons so that the treasures may be preserved in his galleries.

So basically they would be turned into statues or they got stuck in a time loop in a tesseract in his museum.

Question: How the gods and demigods react to the Emperor of Mankind?

[StayVCA]

Why does Miquella looks like that?!! 😅
Isn't he suppose to look like a beautiful elven child or something?!!

[EmilioGonsalez-dk]

What a genius he thought of what to do in five seconds

[TheGostalex]

At this point a good motherly advice would have been seen as strange. This probably for them is just another casual friday.

[kenzieuchiha]

Marika's A+ parenting in action...

[kamarreingram]

Of course marika would give him such terrible advice and then tell him it is awful idea when he tells her his plan then tells him to do it anyway 😂

[mr.cultured]

Miquella be straving, lookin like british orphan