The Death Star Architect Speaks Out

This is what Rogue One should've been,

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[littlen]

To be fair, a LOT of jedi disappeared the day Vader showed up

[IBW_]

ONE exhaust port
The size of a WOMP RAT
On a MOON SIZED space station
Even if Rouge One didn't exist this would silence the critics instantly. Give that man all the medals in the galaxy!

[suziebarfield]

They made rogue one just to defend this guy

[Taverens_Pull]

"I've been forced choked,
forced lightning,
regular choked."
Was anybody else expecting him to say he was regular lightninged?

[douglasmurphy]

My god. every star war fan in existence needs to see this

[RainbowPowerRangerX]

Wait, you mean that when you guys build things, you DON'T account for magic space wizards? That's always my first step.

[russelltietjen]

"The weak spot was so obvious tho"
Ok, if I tell you to go find the manhole that causes Earth to blow up if you drop a grenade in it, then good luck finding the right one without stealing the fucking schematics of the Earth!

[robertogilvy]

Notice how in the first scene the audience fires there blasters and throw a tomato at him, but they all miss... who would have such a terrible aim

[wampower]

I blame the soldiers for not shooting a life pod with no life forms on it.

[ervinm.]

I just love how each shot misses the architect, including the tomato

[theopenrift]

"Yes make it Millennium Falcon sized, but just small enough to shave off a radar dish."

[luciferkotsutempchannel]

Fun fact: the moment my brother found out the hole Luke shot was the exhaust Port (it's been some time since he's watched it) he immediately asked "wait, how is that a flaw, it would need an exhaust port". Not in those words exactly, but that was the sentiment.

[gold]

"Magic space wizards"

Lol. XD

[jare]

For real this guy got point also managed keep one exhaust port as well dude should get medal

[EdwardHowton]

Wow, the Stormtroopers' aim is getting pretty good!

[thesomalistrawhat]

The fact that he got the weapon that generates enough energy to destroy a planet to only use one exhaust port, and then shrink its size to that of a rat...

The empire sucks at recognizing talent lmfao

[someflatsoda]

I brought this argument to my grandfather, who loves star wars.
Now I'm not allowed there for the holidays.

[StickBreightley]

I always picture this conversation when I hear Star Wars

Emperor: Did we make sure that the exhaust ports aren't the size of a bomb?

Architect: Of course

Emperor: Good

Architect: Now it's big enough to fit an entire ship in it!

[ananda]

Props to the Death Star Architect.

He survived Darth Vader and the Emperor. That took a lot of guts right there.

[jackcutter]

Not to mention Anakin was the best pilot in the galaxy. It's literally canon