Things newbie martial artists say😂

[idkwhatimdoing]

This is actually what starters be like.

[Den-rcuf]

"I'm like Mayweather"
*fucking dies in the first 5 seconds of the fight*

[samyoung]

"I don't need defense I'm like Mayweather" BOY HE IS ALMOST ALL DEFENSE!!

[jasonkiwi]

Everybody thinks they’re the strongest until they actually start fighting

[Sheep-Shagger]

As a newbie i must say those are the red flags you can't fight

[BloodDawg]

"I dont need defence I'm like Mayweather" oml Mayweather has amazing defence im trippin 😂

[SomeYTguyFor]

"i think im ready for my first fight!" famous last words

[michaelcoyle]

You forgot they also think they have the power to kill someone with one shot lmao.

[Nothing]

“I don’t need defense, I’m like Mayweather” is one of the most oxymoronic statements I’ve ever heard. Great job capturing that arrogant beginner mindset.

[chocolate]

Haha, that's really true. And then, after months/years:
"- Oh no, sparring again..
- Dude, i wanna go home.."

[azizjonsabirov]

I feel like on your first day you should fight a professional and get beat and comeback for training after that as you know what you need to beat and the difference in power so you won’t rush you will train with focus as you have a goal to beat that professional.

[colonelburton]

Don't underestimate the power of skipping. It's a best excercise to warm up, decrease chance of injury and get mentally ready for training. So it's not boring it's cool!

[riazahaiashi]

For a second then I got humbled by watching my cousin shadow boxing that dood go hard

[wooshifgay]

“I’m like mayweather”

What Mike Tyson hears:
“I’m a scared little man”

[maxly]

"Give me 2 years and imma go pro" is the most common 😂

[MortiefiedBear]

I say "I really wanna spar with someone. Can't wait to get my ass kicked."

[siddharthyaduvanshi]

After winning the first sparring match-

"Omg I became Bruce Lee! "😂

[alanmontero]

You describe myself from 3 years PERFECTLY and im kinda mad😂😂 😂

[jaywboxing-pfzy]

The skipping part is so true for me it's such a pain in the ass 😭

[minazo]

As a green belt in teakwando I feel exposed-