[1208] Mrs. LPL is NOT Happy With This Package!

[Risks]

so guys, remember: only male underwear from now on

[governorjoe]

Next episode: “This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we are going to be picking the lock on my front door, because my wife locked me out of the house last night.”

[Giltry]

LPL kids: Daddy we got you a present!
LPL: Your package is on the bottom end of the quality range

[chickenbradly]

I can imagine a Misery scenario where he gets kidnapped by her, but "picks" his way out minutes later. "Ok folks, as you can see, this was not a very good kidnapping attempt, I barely got any Stockholm Syndrome"

[marks]

Don't jump to conclusions, how do you know your wife won't like the outfit until you wear it in front of her?

[victomeyezr]

That moment you realize "delivered in person", would have been such a BAD idea...

[fake_emperor]

The way he just says "Ah. I see." is hilarious

[dang]

LPL: “I love your packages”
Also LPL: “Don’t send me your lingerie”
Wtf all these mixed messages

[theBATgoesUPoh]

Sorry Diana, seems like the lock to LPL's heart can't be picked with low skill attacks

[a_guy_in_orange]

Remember guys, Mrs. LPL is the destructive entry expert

[connororsmthn]

I think its very funny that people just kinda send this dude alchohol with a lock on it, and every time he gets a bottle of whatever he's just like "thanks for the drink, if you ever want to send me free drinks, by all means do" and then people do. It's crazy

[jbw]

she said "i only wish i could give it to you in person" and in my head i thought "well covid yea of course" then he opened it and it clicked

[WanderingBrushArt]

This woman 100% has a fantasy where LPL picks the door to her bedroom

[mjohnson]

Finally found the only lock he can never break, wedlock

[Dakurar]

The slight pause between ‘nice packaging’ and ‘ah’ really had me laughing loud enough to wake my roommates.

[maremike]

I felt that "ahhh..." 1:41
The moment he understood, that the cheap lock and the content of the package actually mean something.
She's a genius

[agirlboss]

the way he just went "ah." so stoically was beautiful

[Bladavia]

She was definitely trying to get some bottom-of-the-keyway tension.

[cymond]

In a recent presentation at Saint Con, LPL reveals that he gets lots of creepy packages, such as hidden GPS trackers from stalkers who hope that he'll take it home, and they can figure out where he lives, and hence who he is.

Therefore, I *strongly* believe that he opens everything at the post office box first, to make sure it's safe before taking it home to his family.

[FriedHam]

I thought Mrs. LPL‘s disappointment came from the alcohol part, until it escalated way too fast.