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[Mr-Chick]

"Why do Cows like grass?"
"I don't know, why?"
"I don't either."

[kelhelle]

“How do you keep an idiot waiting?”

“I’ll tell you later”

[GranTube]

What does Batman and a thief have in common?

They both can’t leave a store without Robin

[vkazzz]

“What did 50 do when he was hungry, ”
“58”
- A very wise man

[hisokamorow-_-]

“My dad and Nemo have so much in common”

“They both can’t be found”

[Ram_Bhakt]

"Do you know that Dog Food is good for your eyes?"
"How??" "Have you ever seen a dog wearing glasses?"

[CraycrayRAYRAY]

“What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?”

“ Special forces”

[paimon]

"What did the ghost say to another ghost?"

"Ghost: Do you believe in humans?"

[IJUSTKATEI]

“Mom I need personal space!”

“You came out of my personal space.”

[KabirChattopadhyay]

"I have a dog without a nose."
"Really? How does he smell?"
"Terrible."

[greentea]

"Why should you never trust an atom?"
"Why?"
"Because they make up everything"

[zorochi]

"Did you get a shot in the army?"
"No, Dad i got shot in the leggy."

[Liamblox]

"why can't Elsa can't get a balloon?"
"Cuz she would let it gOOoOoooO"

[YOURFAVBRUNNETTE]

This got me cracking up my mom looked at me like I was crazy

[SOURBiTe]

"I'm scared for the calendar"
"Why"
"Because it's days are numbered"

[JadeWhoLovesGreen]

Plot twist:


The boy was actually the truck driver and he somehow put the ring inside the cookie 👺

[MarvelFanandPshyco]

"Whats the best gift u could ever give anybody?"

"For me, its a broken drum, cuz nobody can beat that!" 😂

[_miko]

Why did the lawyer win the case inside the restroom? .. Cuz he was on some real shit 😂😂

[yuan]

This joke was from my elementary days:

Three friends named Dumb, Brain, and Nobody, was hanging out as usual. But later on, when Dumb and Brain was not looking, Nobody went to the forest and got lost. A little while later, Dumb realized he was gone and told Brain to tell the police to find him. So they went to the police station, but when they arrived, Brain said he wanted to get some fresh air and waited outside the police station. So Dumb went to the police.
"Good afternoon sir, how can I help you." Said the police.
"I need you to find my friend, he is missing." Replied Dumb.
"Okay sir, I just need his name."
"Nobody." The police got confused and asked again.
"Who is lost?"
"Nobody is lost." The police thought it was a prank and got mad.
"You think I'd fall for that? Are you dumb?"
"How did you know? Yes, I am Dumb." The police thought he was still playing around and got more mad.
"You're brain must have wandered off without you knowing."
"No, he did not. He's just outside, getting some fresh air."

😂😂😂

[Deer_YBA]

"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Hatch"
"Hatch who?"
"Bless you, do you have a cold?"