The Best Joke Ever!

Two unfunny people figure out the best joke ever!

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[doomarseproduction]

When I was a kid I didn't know what subscribe means and I keep forgetting his channel name so I would search "best joke ever" and see his latest upload

[jakemathew]

I have some jokes about unemployment


Oh wait none of them work

[akshat]

Oh I get it as the third one was duck so they had to duck while going to the bar( only took me 6 years)

[iloveeveryone]

How to cure a sick chemist ?
Step1: try to helium
Step2: if u cant carium
Step3: u might as well barium

[iprobablyforgotsomething]

Watched it, laughed, watched it again, laughed again. Ahh, so punny.

[TheChosenOne_]

1:58
Imagine you're walking on the street and you see this

[Rose-qgvc]

-Knock knock!
-Who's there?
-Daisy!
-Daisy who?
-Daisy me rollin', they hattin', ...

[hawaibam]

I almost lost myself when he sits down after saying " This is the only type of joke I can't stand" .

[bread]

Teacher: Use dandelion in a sentence.
Kid: *Jamaican accent* The cheetah is faster dandelion.

[thatshot-eykh]

Heres a joke. Once upon a time in school...

Teacher: Ok kids, what does the chicken give you?

Pupils: Meat!

Teacher: Good! What does the pig give you?

Pupils: Bacon!

Teacher: Great! What does the fat cow give you?

Pupils: Homework!

[aden]

I once tried telling a chemistry joke




But i got no reaction

[fukro]

Since English is not my first language when I first watched it about 3 years ago I didn't fully understood all the puns but now I got every joke! It feels so nice

[tyrekesavage]

so i farted in an apple store and everyone got mad so i said too bad they dont have windows

[idan]

Well in the end, i guess the two guys missed the DUCK.
GET IT?!
THEY DIDN'T DUCK!
I'M HILARIOUS.

[cloroxes]

If I have twin daughters, I’ll name one Kate.







And I’ll name the other DupliKate.

[wolfania]

My and my brother used to have this whole video memorized. Man this brings back memories

[たける-rd]

Science teacher told us this joke: 2 guys walk into a bar. One orders H2O, and the other says he wants H2O too. One of them dies. Guess why. (H2O2 = hydrogen peroxide which is poisonous)

[zxcvb]

How does Harry Potter go down a hill?



Walking

JK Rolling!!!

[whtevercomesfrst]

There are three friends named somebody, nobody and crazy

One day crazy saw somebody killed nobody
She yelled for help
She go to the poplice station and said
Crazy: SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY!!!
Police:what?
Crazy: SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY!!
Police: are you crazy?!
Crazy: YES IM CRAZY!

[randomeggthatworksforthefb]

Two guys got arrested for stealing a calendar...







They both got six months.