Milton Jones' BEST One Liners | Stand-Up Spotlight Compilation | Jokes On Us

A joke-packed compilation of The King of Puns - Milton Jones 👑 from almost every single episode of Mock The Week in which he makes an appearance. A true national treasure and one of the reasons the person writing this began their love for comedy (hence making the edit in the first place).

00:00 - Health (Series 8, Episode 1)
01:04 - Family (Series 9, Episode 1)
02:52 - Travel (Series 10, Episode 1)
04:19 - Entertainment (Series 10, Episode 4)
05:37 - Food (Series 10, Episode 5)
07:04 - Careers (Series 10, Episode 10)
08:44 - Relatives (Series 11, Episode 2)
09:58 - Nationality (Series 11, Episode 4)
11:24 - Employment (Series 11, Episode 5)
12:55 - Family (Series 11, Episode 8)
14:29 - Entertainment (Series 14, Episode 2)
15:48 - Work (Series 14, Episode 5)
17:17 - Medicine (Series 14, Episode 7)
18:29 - Transport (Series 14, Episode 11)
19:56 - Music (Series 15, Episode 3)
21:18 - Jobs (Series 15, Episode 6)
23:04 - Shopping (Series 15, Episode 7)
24:40 - Transport (Series 15, Episode 10)
25:53 - Safety (Series 16, Episode 7)
27:30 - School (Series 16, Episode 11)
28:54 - Transport (Series 17, Episode 2)
30:10 - History (Series 17, Episode 4)
31:41 - Travel (Series 17, Episode 8)
32:57 - Parenthood (Series 18, Episode 4)
34:31 - Shopping (Series 18, Episode 6)
35:38 - Communication (Series 18, Episode 10)

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[barryvyner]

There's amusing, there's funny, there's hilarious and then, several thousand feet above all of that is Milton Jones. Genius.

[markglass]

I can enjoy hearing the same jokes from Milton at least as many times as his number of grandfathers.

[gordonmcmillan]

"Downhill very quickly" is one of the cleverest things I've ever heard.

[universalfleece]

That downhill pretty quickly joke is one of the greatest ever 👌👌🤣🤣

[bensheekey]

Love his deadpan delivery. The king of dad jokes

[ghomerhust]

ive seen some of his open stand-up, and he weaves his one liners into a full blown story. milton is a brilliant comic!!

[Showmetheevidence-]

I think his “my other grandfather” routine is one of his best 😂

[ivaneames]

I don't think any of his jokes will ever beat the absolute gem he did in one of the 'Scenes We'd Like to See':
"This dish is so simple anyone can make it. You can't, Beatrice. Sorry, you can't beat rice!"
Classic.

[goldenagenut]

He has you laughing before telling the first joke, and the laughter doesn't stop! 😂

[comedyfish]

I first saw Milton at the comedy store like 30 years ago - he did that lard downhill joke and I’ve never forgotten it. One of the most amazing jokes I’ve ever heard even now.

[jmcallion]

A great comedian who can do comedy without crude language!

[nicholasturton]

One of his best jokes for me is the one where he took his wife to an orchard for her birthday only to find out what she really wanted was an apple watch

[EponaDreams-AmbientDreamscapes]

Saw Milton at a comedy club around 10 years ago, and this joke cracked me up... After 9 days of walking to Torquay with my 7 year old nephew I suddenly realised that what he really wanted for his birthday was a walkie-talkie

[waynecarter]

The joke about his family of Jeans not getting into the nightclub was brilliant. I love the fact that he paused and let the audience assume that they knew the punchline, thinking it was going to "sorry, no jeans" and then he switched it up to "you're all wearing trainers" 😆😆😆

[hawkpaul]

A comedy genius. He makes it look so easy.

[loridancer]

I like that the other comedians seem to relax a bit and just enjoy the heck out of Milton; he's like a treat for them 😊 🎉

[juancardona]

The topic is safety….brilliant! 😂 I’m in the U.S. and never heard of Milton Jones before. He has the face of Al Bundy and the wit of Robin Williams. Absolutely genius!

[daevanpatel]

Milton is the only comedian who is worth this comment hats off hands down he always makes me laugh . Thank you Milton Jones 😂😂

[gkm]

What a funny guy. I've never seen him before. Probably because I'm blind.

[remaincalm]

Milton is best watched on YouTube because if you're not laughing after hearing a punchline you can keep rewinding by 5 seconds until the penny drops. The issue is usually with the user, not the equipment. 😂 I love this guy's humour, clever play on words and imagination. It's still true that you don't need vulgarity or profanity to make people belly laugh.