The Medic Guide

Now look at this! It's a wild Medic! Learn how to heal, heal and heal!

The music is some stuff from Oktoberfest.

Tribute to Kitty0706, Rest in Peace

[ninjamonkey]

"You always heal the heavy and everyone else first. Nobody likes the scout."

[ЈованЧабаркапа]

F2P player before: *Doesn't know how to play*
*Watches this video*
F2P player now: I. SEE. EVERYTHING!!!

[goobitz]

“Nobody likes the scout”

Me, a scout main: haha yeah stupid scouts

[thechrono]

For those who like that He-Man scene, he's your replay button for it
2:21

[KaptainKommissar]

"...where the Hippocratic Oath had been downgraded to an optional Hippocratic suggestion..."
The best line in existence.

[NavidIsANoob]

those dancing engis get me every fucking time

[captaincornflake]

Dr Lalve uploads a class guide on the same day Piemations uploads Meet the Amazing Merasmus
Today was a good fuckin' day

[facefish]

How a medic sees his healing targets:

Scout = Public transport

Soldier = Sentry Buster

Pyro = Sentry buster UNO reverse card

Demoman = Low ranged sentry buster

Heavy = healtable Sentry

Engineer = Free Crossbow ammos

Sniper = Kid - Raging machine

Spy = *I can't heal you if you are invisible plz stop asking for Healing*

[moronichybrid]

0:01
The Scout gets injured: No one bats an eye.
Entire team except the Scout Gets injured: Everyone loses their mind

[eltiodude]

Tip: always have a pyro spychecking so you won't die fully charged by butt secks.

[sonicmanCHAOS]

I'm a medic main. I find this accurate.

[yozzzeh]

It was never told kitty0706 left us a descendant of his before the ascension to the promised land.

[shiromi]

0:48 accurate representation of me trying to protect my team’s sniper

[GGolden]

As a Medic main I can say with full honesty that after a while of playing you'll only hear this: 0:01


Other things only Medics will understand:

1:10 Heal Heavies, Demos, and Soldiers first
1:28 Pocket medics suck
1:44 You are always the priority target
2:34 You might run out of über in a bad situation

[RedRobot]

these should replace the in-game tutorials (original comment)

[johnmorrison]

Soldier: pls pocket me!
Medic: Fine!
**soldier rocket jumps away into entire enemy team and dies**
Soldier: noob medic!

[jackmeriustacktheritrix]

The Medic: I AM A GOD!!!
The Engineer:

[harrisonmissell]

1:46 “They Hated the Medic Because He Healed the guy who told the TRUTH” or something like that

[CyborianCronicles]

I would like to add an additional tip to all classes. When you are severly wounded, your first instinct is to find a medkit or return to spawn. If there is a medic on your team, don't run away from him, especially if he's running towards you. If its a spy, then run! And pray he doesn't use his revolver. With my experience as medic, nothing annoys me more than my team running away from a medic when he clearly wants heal them. Its honestly a loss for the medic, due to the fact that he could have bulit up some more uber. That and they constantly call for a medic when they're running away from one! Just something I wanted to add.
Have fun.

[marblmarbl]

A better guide on medic than array.
This is what I subbed for.
Quality.
Quantity.
Batshit random crap.