Medic with 300 hours in...

Medic with 300 hours in...
#barotrauma

[mayomoist]

My doctor recently proscribed me with morphine as a treatment to my lacerations

[fernandez]

"oh you have a gunshot wound? let me rub some pomegrade juice on that innit"

[emeraldhawk]

ah yes the virgin neurotrauma medic that loses a patient to a papercut vs the chad vanilla medic that gets thanked by the patient because he swam out of the sub and into a pack of tiger threshers to save them

[samourtr]

Vanilla med be like: morphine + bandage.
Finely developed mechanic indeed.

[RadoslavBadura]

pov me when someone has the slightest blunt force injury:

[menz]

We all know that a real medic worth your trust will give you morphine/fentanyl and then call it a day. Wish more medics were like that.

[poolshoesandrandomscrews]

Grandad was a vietnam field medic, the stuff he talked about were eye opening, the shit he wouldnt go into had me worried about his mental health.

[velko]

Персонажи в нейротравме : я боюсь падать с лестницы
Персонажи в баротравме : я могу убить раптора отверткой

[FrostyNagaBear]

Damn, such a good medic that a dead neme was raised. Very well done.

[PinsinceYT]

Neurotrauma Medic: iM pRoFFecinal!!! Chad vanilla medic: Hes bleeding? MORPHINE.

[qweqweewqewq]

U lost an arm and leg, internal blleding and literally are a walking wound?
4 packs of morphine. Cya

[obaytheface]

nothing a handful of pomegranates and a lil bit of fent wont fix

[forwarduntodawn]

Internal bleeding morphine
Low oxygen morphine
Bullwounds morphine

Morphine ftw

[deruntoten]

All my patients get morphine it’s a requirement for good work ethics

[WiseArkAngel]

Virgin Overcomplicated Neurotrauma fan vs. Chad Vanilla Medical System Enjoyer.

[SlushieeeeTheCatgirl]

Increasingly deadly doses of morphine gang 💪(also whats the song its pretty good)

[Togashi-kysr]

the same doctor who revived the corpse of a mechanic with one left hand while drinking tea with opium

[CHUBRICK]

Я как то в тайне от капитана накопил 2 рюкзака спиртяги попутно обалбливаясь морфием

[Hunter]

Yes... It's me... And I'll tell the story of how I came to this life...

[Ghost_Warrior]

Devs should add stimpaks into the game as well