The Simpsons - Homer's life lessons

[lordroy]

“Trying is the first step towards failure.”

[MannyKunV]

"it was like that when i got here"

saved me so many times at work

[shadowking]

“If you don’t like your job that’s no reason to strike you just go in and do it really half assed.. that’s the American way” as someone who has worked a few crappy jobs this one hits home 😂

[AgentAika]

I just love the sincerity in Homer's voice when he tells Bart that if something is hard its not worth doing

[PonmonofNuggetor]

‘Don’t let Krusty’s death get you down boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why you could wake up dead tomorrow.’

[schiopujohnny]

my favorite is "never help anyone"

[jerbilourimi]

" No matter how good you are at something there is always about a million people better than you, " So true about this world.

[Thedarkknight]

What about:
Bart - working is for chumps
Homer - I’m proud of you Bart, I was twice your age before I figured that out

[henrylivingstone]

“Even you?”
“Especially me”
😂😂😂 The Simpsons really do have a timeless charm to them

[randomrandom]

It's missing his best advice: "If at first you don't succeed, never try again"

[conors]

As a child I thought this was funny, as an adult, I think this is insightful

[hehexd]

"beer, the solution to, and cause of, all of life's problems."

[hobomike]

Don’t forget the most important life lesson

“This donut has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.”

[sacredsyrena]

"No matter how good you are at something, There's always about a million people better than you"

[Yoroy]

Bart: Ow, this is the worst day of my life

Homer: The worst day of your life so far

[thinktoomuchb]

Dr. Hibert: ".. you'll need a cast on that broken bone."
Bart: "Ooh. I'm gonna miss the whole summer."
Homer: "Don't worry boy. When you get a job like me, you'll miss every summer!"

[typingcat]

"Wow, I'll never drink another woman again."
Women here!
"I'll take ten."

[JohnDoe-gkok]

“Trying is the first step towards failure” is my favorite

[wtboy-thnk]

trying is the first step to failure, awesome quote

[grawakendream]

i actually feel oddly relieved and a sense of empowerment hearing advice like this