The Worst iPod Apple Ever Made.

[iwantmyvanback]

Man I really love when the Australian man yells at old ipods. Peak internet, right here. Bloody marvelous.

[captainvector]

7:47 The light won’t come on because the headphones aren’t plugged in. It’s a feature.

[JamesR]

7:02 It's like the inverse of today's problems.
Today: "There's no headphone jack! All I got is the charging port!"
Back then: "There's no charging port! All I got it the headphone jack!"

[Moerfel]

0:33 i braced myself for him to scream *FREE MUSIC* and i was disappointed

[SoggyMicrowaveNugget]

I won an iPad shuffle (the stubby clip on one) in a giveaway at my dentist. At the time I remembered being super excited that I won... then when I realized it had no screen and was very dissapointment and sitting there with a swollen face and the only ipod I couldn't impress my friends with 😂

[phrog.]

shrek 5 teaser dropping at the same time is suspiciously well timed

[naranciaisbestboi]

It's like with the design of this the guys at apple were thinking, "Maybe a Bic lighter is on to something."

[CadillacVagabond]

An Apple iPod? On the DankPods channel? At this time of day and localized entirely on YouTube?

[Ionee-qf]

0:25 forager brain DEEPLY enjoys opening packaging, its like peeling the worlds most complicated orange but i can only eat the stuff inside once

[apricebcd]

2:32 I still have my third GEN iPod shuffle in hot pink. And it still works. Probably because it’s the only shuffle I owned that wasn’t left clipped to a shirt and sent through the washing machine machine. They really don’t like the 1000 RPM spin cycle.

[kitsune]

I loved the 3G shuffle because I worked graves in a prison facility where devices were prohibited and I could smuggle it in my hat band and have podcasts to keep me awake and sane all night while on boring solitary guard duty..

[zippppy]

When I was a teenager this was a skateboarders DREAM. So small, clips on, nothing to break.

Loved it for its lil ruggedness

[realfrenkigaiming]

0:45 R.I.P apple what looks like instructions disc
(maybe 2011 - 2025)

[SimonBauer]

5:03 not only that, but apples 3.5mm headphones use a different system electrically to EVERYONE else. meaning that third party ones wont work (only pause play is the same, plus and minus is different). i think there is also a dongle with just the controls.

[vi_va_vi]

Please lord Dingus never stop with the "wrong meme, sorry" bit. The brief chuckle I utter at the Battle-canoe is all I live for these days. . .

[worawatli]

3:22 That jack to usb is reversed of today's USB C to jack. rofl

[WalcomS]

Not just making a in-line remote that headphones plugged into instead of making it require specific headphones with in-line controls is the most Apple thing.

[ReepsWasteOfTime]

4:30 all they needed were three buttons…THREEERRREE

volume up, down and a centre button that one press pause/play, two press to skip and three to go back.

[qazmko]

6:58 Dank Pods realizing that Apple has been over relying on one port and making your headphone jack unusable for a long time.

[RobinBanks]

1:27 nope. Nopenopenopenopenope.
Anyone that greenlit a design where the part that can fall off the lanyard is the actual ipod needs a stern talking to. I guarantee a lot of kids left for school with an ipod and came home with nothing but a plastic necklace.