Meet The Sniper Theme Song (Fixed Version)

I combined both "TF2 meet the sniper music" videos and removed vocals.

Original Videos:

[randomcommenter_]

Valve should add this to the main menu music.

[ZAZUL]

All of his lines have been burned into my memory, i cant listen to this without hearing his voice

[clap-trap]

"Sniping is a good job, mate."
[FLASHBACKS FROM ALL OF SNIPER'S DEATHS ON THE MEET 'EM ALL SERIES]
*W R O N G*

[nukecatsvideoplant]

the best one on youtube, still off but we're not getting anything better.

[adeleemiliabellamy]

When someone says "mate" 0:00

[OmarGarcia-zxyl]

0:56 "Be Polite, Be Efficient, And Have A Plan To Kill Everyone You Meet.

[Crakinator]

I have 0 clue why Valve doesn’t put an official version on YouTube. This version is decent but it’s still very clearly edited. All we want is to listen to this amazing song Valve.

[benbot]

If you listen carefully, you can still hear the voices and sound effects

[triangulum]

This is literally my favorite song intro of all tf2.

[axsyn]

0:01 When you throw a rock directly at your neighbour's window

[Atleastne]

Sniper: "Boom. Headshot."

[Meet the Sniper text appears. Cuts to the Sniper driving his RV as Valve's edited version of Magnum Force plays in the background.]

Sniper: "Snipin's a good job, mate! [He pauses to make a right turn] It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry-"

[Cuts to a shot of the Sniper brushing his teeth. There are three photographs on the right of his mirror of a BLU Engineer, Heavy, and Scout - the Engineer and the Scout are crossed off, but the Heavy is not.]

Sniper "-'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead."

[Scene cuts to view inside the Sniper's scope. The Sniper headshots the Heavy from the previous scene; the bullet shatters the Bottle of the Demoman behind him, causing the top half of the Bottle to embed itself in his remaining eye. The Demoman flails around, takes out his Grenade Launcher, fires three grenades wildly in the air and falls over a ledge, with his stray grenades igniting a cluster of explosive barrels below and causing a chain explosion.]

Sniper: "Ooh."

[Cuts to the Sniper talking on a pay phone.]

Sniper: "Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin! ...Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!"

[Back to Sniper in the RV.]

Sniper: "I'll be honest with ya: my parents do not care for it."

[Cuts to Sniper climbing the tall tower in Gold Rush Stage 3, Cap 1. The Sniper now is waiting at the top of the tower for a shot.]

Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me."

[A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.]

Sniper: "Yes, yes he did!"

[The Sniper takes cover as return fire ricochets off the tower.]

[Cuts to a time-lapse image of the Sniper waiting for a shot. Several jars of urine fill up to his side, as the Sniper drinks coffee and waits. As the sun starts to set, the Sniper smiles and finally takes his shot.]

[The Sniper backstabs a Spy through the chest with his Kukri on Gold Rush Stage 3, then slides him off the Knife with a satisfied expression.]

Sniper: "Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings?"

[Cut back to the RV]

Sniper: "Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards."

[Sniper takes off his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy.]

Sniper: "Be polite."

[Sniper headshots a Medic, a Soldier, and a Pyro, blowing the last's head clean off.]

Sniper: "Be efficient."

[Slow-motion shot of the Sniper reloading his rifle.]

Sniper: "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

[The Sniper fires directly at the camera. The screen blacks out.]

[Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays.]

[Cut back to the pay phone.]

Sniper: "Dad.... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone!"

[goobiejawn]

“Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!” 0:00

[sidewayseal]

i think his mate saw me-
YES, YES E DID!

[diegoeldehistoria]

Nellie Connally: “You can’t say Dallas doesn’t love you!”
JFK: “Haha no, you certainly can’t”

0:00

[raidenless]

"Sniping is a good job, mate"

*Gets backstabbed*

WRONG

[wess]

I doubt anyone will see this comment, with the song being so old, but this song is quite important to me. I used it in my submission at my schools Latin convention, where we had to make a movie with a Roman theme in which all the characters spoke Latin. Among the entrants, competing throughout the state of Tennessee, mine got first, and I think I owe some of it to this songs addition

[leoni-das]

Me when I hit someone with a green shell in Mario Kart

*The Sniper*

[sandramedrano]

i can hear and see the whole meet the sniper vidio just by hearing at this

[metapiziks]

Be polite, Be efficient, Have a plan to 360 no scope everyone you meet

[cassidymiller]

0:35 "I think his mate saw me..."