TF2 - High Quality Magnum Force Theme

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Crystal-clear, high-quality, original Magnum Force theme.

[peanotchio]

Australians don't have sex, They *Mate*

[cosmiccheeto]

Be polite,
*T-bags a dead scout*
Be efficient,
*Uses Huntsman*
And have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
*Joins a conga party*

[ECB]

*Once upon a time, you died, and i lived happily ever after. The End.*
-Sniper

[Maximus]

There are only two types of people that leave an encounter with The Sniper: *The Quick and The Dead.*

[fosterelkins]

I think this mate saw me...
*Gunshots*
Yes, yes he did.

[LuigiScout]

"You and me are a lot alike mate, except i'm and Owl, and you're dead"
~Sniper (With an Owl Head)

[nrfr]

Be original.
Be funny.
Have a plan to post that one sniper quote and add "Hat Simulator"-esque comments between the sentences.

[dustyntrusty]

As a Sniper, the longer you spend zoomed while scoped, the more damage the shot will do.
As a Sniper, aim for the head in order to inflict critical damage.
As a Sniper, zoom with the Sniper Rifle by hitting MOUSE2.
As a Sniper, use your secondary Submachine Gun to deal with nearby enemies.
As a Sniper, a fully charged Sniper Rifle head shot can kill most classes instantly.
As a Sniper, your shot will usually miss if the Huntsman is pulled back longer than five seconds. Reset it by hitting MOUSE2.
As a Sniper,  Jarate can reveal hidden Spies.
As a Sniper, the Razorback breaks after being stabbed. Grab a new one from a resupply locker.
As a Sniper, your Razorback emits a loud electric sound when a Spy attempts to backstab you. Listen for it!
As a Sniper, use Jarate to douse flames on yourself and on teammates.
As a Sniper, all hits on enemies who have been doused with Jarate are mini-crits.
As a Sniper, the Tribalman's Shiv causes your target to bleed when hit. This can be useful for tracking down Spies.
As a Sniper, the Sydney Sleeper applies Jarate to enemies and causes a Jarate explosion with headshots and fully charged body shots. It can also extinguish burning teammates.
As a Sniper, your Jarate and Bushwacka make the perfect combo. Soak the enemy in Jarate and hit them with the Bushwacka for an automatic critical hit.
As a Sniper, the Sydney Sleeper can kill most classes in one shot at 100% charge.
As a Sniper, the Huntsman is very effective at short to medium range despite its inability to zoom in.
As a Sniper, the Sydney Sleeper will apply a Jarate effect to an enemy based on how long you've been scoped, so take your time when shooting.
As a Sniper, the Sydney Sleeper can coat an enemy with Jarate upon a successful hit. This makes it an effective weapon when supporting your team from afar even if you do not kill the enemy with your first shot.
As a Sniper, the Bazaar Bargain's charge rate is initially lower, but you can increase it by collecting heads. To collect heads, get a scoped headshot kill.
As a Sniper with the Machina, consider equipping the Submachine Gun to handle enemies in situations where scoping in for a shot is too difficult.
As a Sniper, the Shahanshah has increased damage when your health is below 50%. Use it to counter enemies harassing you once you've taken damage.

[ethanphenix]

Sniper: I just bagged the worlds fattest man!

Spy: Oh good Michael Moore is dead!

[lynkingbetti]

me: * desguised as sniper pretending to be aiming somewhere *

some medic: * stops healing a soldier and starts walking towards me *

me:I think his mate saw me...

Medic:* pulls ubersaw out *

me: *YeS, yEs He DiD!1!1!*

[obertone]

Do you want to hear a story?
Here's a touching story,
Once upon a time there lived a man, who's entire life was dedicated to putting bullets in the right heads.
He died trying.
The end.

[smersmer]

Weird to think Magnum Force came out in 1973, five years after the main events of TF2 took place. This song time travelled. Sweet.

[sirswampert_]

Two things.
1. This theme needs to play when TF2 loads up.
2. When a tune plays, it should never go away the moment you join a game. It should stay, and always play while you're in the main screen.

[StarTard]

"Feelings!? You know who's got a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives half to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards:

~Be Polite (doffs hat),
~Be efficient (quick-scopes mid-air Scout, quick-scopes rocket jumping Soldier, quick-scopes Medic),
~Have a plan to kill everyone you meet (quick-scopes the cameraman)."

[walkingstickman]

The song that plays in my mind every time I land a difficult head shot.

Not always common but so sweet when it does.

[InternationalBoardsOfPigeons]

TF2 will truly be a complete game once this song is included in the main menu song cycle.

[Rubiktor]

Every other game's Sniper: quickscopes everyone, goes all over the map getting killstreaks. Camping is a noob strat.

TF2 Sniper: *Literally builds up damage by staying scoped*

[yugiohsins]

I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I'm an assassin.

[rival.]

Be polite,
*Taunts after killing 5 friendlys*
Be efficient,
*Tries to no-scope with the machina*
And have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
*Joins a friendly party*

[lucasacevedo]

"Not a crazed gunman, Dad, I'm an assassin! Well, the difference being one's a job and the other's a mental sickness!

"Dad, Dad, look, put Mum on the phone."