Are Space Marines Good Kissers in Warhammer 40K #shorts

Are Space Marines Good Kissers in Warhammer 40K ?

No they will melt your face

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[nix-cipher]

I bet those Slaanesh marines (Emps Children) would show any woman, or man, daemon, animal, servitor etc...how to make unholy love.

[thebigone]

Question: since my dad disappeared 8 years ago now, how many rocks and layers of dirt do you think I’d need to dig up and look under before I locate his skeletal remains?

[Dakooties]

I'll see your perfectly reasonable and logical explanation and raise you Lukas the Trickster.

[valdr]

Unless the other person is an eldar ofcourse

[ninthundertow]

Saliva into acid? Don't tempt me with a good time.... I like the pain....

[ayyyemate]

It's my amateurish opinion that they would likely start as very clumsy and self conscious kissers but, as with anything the Astartes dedicate themselves to, they would become extremely proficient and efficient in kissing quite quickly. An experienced Astartes kissorcessor would likely leave you far more hot and bothered than any normal human.

[Longbow]

something makes me wonder if the emperor's children would agree

[damienruzco]

I feel like the emperors children might know their way around a good smooch eh?

[SchwarzSchwertkampfer]

*Make sense why the Eldar women want space marines [lascivious deviants, unholy actions; mistress of bdsm], they seek the acid kiss* .

*They, Seek to turn the champions [the Angels of death] of the god emperor into undead heretics of Slaanesh* .

😑 *The Eldar must be purged an cleansed of their sins* .

[liambridgeman]

Is it true khorne lade siege to his home because the changeling lock it behind him

[miguelperez]

I mean Since blood angels and their successors eat people and their memories I’d say probably they are really good

[TheHyBriDI]

XD BS! You trying to bait a coment about the Emporors children

[TheCirclekeeper]

Completely unrelated question do you think The Dark gods will forcibly bring Konrad Kruze back against his will?