Roboute Guilliman REALLY Loves Data | History Of The Armour Of Fate | Warhammer 40K Lore

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[imperialguardsman]

Yvraine, in the background, seeing a fucking dataslate beating her: My dissapointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

[LegoM]

Just casually makes out with the machine god on a daily basis, what an absolute chad

[spoopyd.]

Tech Priests must LOVE him.


"ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US"

[DoctorFail]

"My Spiritual Liege, can you sign this with your signature?"
*"slams face against touch pad"*

[memeprofile]

How is it that a machine is receiving more action than the Yvraine?

[Pineapple_Pizza]

Dataslate: *Machine spirit is pleased*

[YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat]

Every machine he kissed is declared a sacred relic that rerolls 1s

[omegadeadpool]

Eldrad: " My Sister in Khaine may I ask you why you require me to transmute you into a Data Slate? "

Yvraine: " Reasons "

[HansPeter-qywl]

Belisarius Cawl spending over 9000 years trying to make the armor of fate:

Armor of fate *doesn't work*

random guardsman:, ,maybe you should paint it blue."

Belisarius cawl: MaYBe yOu sHOulD PaINt
iT bLuE, shut the **** up.

*spends another 1000 years with no results*

*eventually paints it blue*

*armor starts working*

Belisarius: I am therefore leaving for nepal, where i intend to live as a goat.

[chester]

In the Grim dark future of the 42nd millennium, Demigods kiss data slates

[fenrirsrage]

I am willing to bet that the Dataslate he kisses is going to become a Relic or Family Heirloom.

[youtubecensorship]

"I-its just to save time!"

*walks away with a outward dent in metal crotch plate*

[captccklap]

Cawl has my work ethic.

"Cawl! The Imperium is on its knees! We need Guilliman and we need him now! Where is this miracle armour your promised?!"

"Yeah I'll get round to it."

[gremblorthesackgoblin]

How does it feel to live my dream!? -Yvraine furiously shaking a dataslate

[Zakvadr]

Techpriests everywhere would have collective oil malfunctions if Guilliman found the Toaster Room.

[TheKlink]

they say he really LOVES administration.

[xman]

You can almost hear Russ yelling NERD!!!from the warp

[hadibendakji]

"It is a wonderfully intimate moment between man and data storage device."

*The Mechanicus approves.*

[caligirl]

<Robutee kisses his data slate>
Tech
Robutee: Why what?
Tech: Did you just kiss the data slate.
Robutee: Well I do it to unlock sensitive information.
Tech: Why not just remove the gauntlet?
Robutee: Because these are not just average gauntlets, and they need teams of you guys to place it back on every time they come off. And I don't have time for that.
Tech: Ok I guess? For a second there I thought Daddy was dating a machine spirit. How strange. At least better than those rumors....
Robutee: Ok now that we're alone again...
Yvraine: <over a zoom call> Oh you handsome...

[markcooney]

Adeptus Mechanicus seeing him kiss a dataslate: 'very well I shall afford you two privacy'.