WTF is this dialogue man?

#HighGuardianSPice
#Crunchyroll

[Endymion]

considering she's supposed to be a warrior you'd think Rosemary would know better than to swing a sword around randomly like a 6 year old boy in a crowded public area. But this particular dialogue is imo the best as it gets in the whole show. IDK it's just really hard to like these characters.

[squirrelking]

This feels like it was made in 2001 as a show whose sole purpose was to fill a time slot for Saturday morning cartoons.

[kingcyclops]

South park has more convincing walking animation

[mortimermcmirestinks]

Okay but to be fair "You got mugged? On your first day?" "Is there a _better_ time to get mugged!?" are pretty solid lines

[yinnyonline]

this is unironically the best that the dialogue gets. it's tied at a couple of points later on in the series but never does it become entirely realistic. at least the "my hero" bit was kind of cute

[MXALOVE]

Her saying "Is there a better time to get mugged" was actually a good response then everything after that just became a pile dump on different pieces of dialogue.

[MinorLife]

"That's right, keep walking"

While it is an okay phrase to say when the person you don't like leaves, this is by far weirdest and least suitable context for it among everything I have ever seen.

[caseyjasey]

"Man the jokes in these abridged shows can be really hit or miss, but I guess they are fans doing these for fun"
Crunchy: "this is a professional paid production...."

[VirtuesOfSin]

"I'm sorry, is there a BETTER time to get mugged?" - This... this line was golden.. why did it have to have such a crappy delivery and followed up with crap?

[jamielthashepherd]

That “yeah keep walking” line is dangerous because all the bravado immediately evaporates if that person turns around

[d.j.mulcahy]

This entire show honestly makes me feel confident about the terrible dialogue that I write for my stories.

[nlxoxqw]

They should have just went all out and made this show a self aware parody. Then it might have actually been enjoyable.

[mykneesarebees]

What’s crazy about the all female cast is that my favorite 3 characters are men

[killerbug]

If it just ended at 0:05 I could've just written it off as a case of an amateur actor doing the best with what they were given...but then it just keeps going and going, the longer they talk the longer you realize 4 key things:
1. The actors have no clue what to be doing because
2. The director has no goddamn idea of what they are doing because
3. The writers have no goddamn idea of what they're doing because
4. The producers have no goddamn clue what they're doing

[wesleyfilms]

Jarvis.
Take every cliche line and awkwardly shove it into the script. Don’t proofread it.

[reds]

"I'm sorry, is there a *better time* to get mugged???" ngl that did actually make me laugh but the rest felt painfully awkward lol

[Artrysa]

I actually really like the "I'm sorry? Is there a better time to get mugged?!"
The part about chopping the head off is a little cheesy but not too bad either.

[LFanimes]

I’ve never seen a voice fit a design any less.

[coolguywithhat]

The best thing about this was the "I'm sorry, is there a better timed to be mugged?" I think it's a funny sarcastic line, but then it goes down hill. It's like half way through the scene the writer was replace by Bethesda AI

[theosb]

“Yeah keep walking” is probably one of the weakest lines you can deliver. Not only is it cliched as fuck but in any actual situation that line results in the taunted promptly turning around. It is a middle school tough guy line at best.