brooklyn 99 lines that were made 10x better by the delivery | Comedy Bites

Some of the all-time greatest quotes from Brooklyn Nine-Nine were made iconic by the delivery from the likes of Captain Holt (Andre Braugher), Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio). Check out our favourites!

From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.

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[whoiseventhat]

the interaction between holt and terry where terry says "I've solved a lot of cases for you" and captain holt goes "yet crime has continued.." not being here is a violation.

[sockthatgotlostinthedryer]

“do you know what it means to clap back raymond?

be 👏 cause 👏 i 👏 do 👏

[JaimeNyx]

The fact that half of these are Holt is neither surprising nor unwelcome

[JohnSmith-bnmi]

The acting is really what made this stand out.
Andre Braugher, truly made the stoic funnyman work.

[MelchVagquest]

This show could have so easily been just a parody of being a police officer, but instead it takes the right things seriously and made the characters feel like real, quirky people

[DamaDeLaCaguama]

Andre Braugher had such an impeccable way of delivering lines and his acting, both the subtle ones and the over-the-top ones were SOOO great. Forever will be missed.

[elsagreen]

"Why are you telling me this?"
"Because no one... will ever believe you."

[LiiiiiiMa]

"yoooUUU embarrassed yOURSELF. in front of derek jeter." had to be in there it's absolutely glorious

[zacharybarnhart]

Comedy Bites make a B99 video without the “bone” scene challenge impossible

[Nebbyboy]

The ad break just before holt says "velvet thunder" is a crime I can't forgive

[MrSpannners]

"You're crazy, how'd you pull this off!!"
This will forever be one of my favourite B99 moments.

[itsonlyme]

Petition to rename this to "Andre's Perfect Delivery Hits Every Time"

[eden]

"'Twasn't trying to" always gets me

[globbyakaweirdjellyguy]

“I’m a human! I’m a human male!”😂😂😂 Yep, spoken exactly like a human.😉

[unluckyzen]

The beginning of the video is my favorite, “sold a guy a fake pecanese, twas a cat.”

[awkwardkiwi]

How.. dare.. you.. Detective Diaz I am
Your .. superior.. officer

[michellemybell]

pump pump... how's your...pump? always kills me

[yeahno.]

"im pretty sure thats a dog"
"ya it was dark...."

[DeathnoteBB]

0:50 The out-of-place stock sounds of an office is so unintentionally funny

[chauswriting]

Andre is such a force! He delivers every sentence with such gravitas