The Nine-Nine Once Said... Your Favourite Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes | Comedy Bites

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Here's some of YOUR favourite Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes from Jake Peralta, Captain Holt and more - all taken straight from the Comedy Bites Community! Did we miss the best 'Nine-Nine zinger? Let us know in the comments!

From Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the NBC series revolving around Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg), a New York City Police Department (NYPD) detective in Brooklyn's fictional 99th Precinct, who often comes into conflict with his commanding officer, the serious and stern Captain Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher). The series also stars Terry Crews as Sargeant Terry Jeffords, Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago, Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz, Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti and Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle.



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[ComedyBites]

comment section is going off, maybe we'll do a part two with all these quotes?

[Andrew_-nrzt]

Jake: “I made my own Suicide squad”

Holt: “Now I know why you refer to this as a Suicide Squad, Peralta, because I already want to kill myself.”

[tennyopallas]

Rosa: "What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?"
Gina: "The audacity"

[GamingLegacyPSN]

Wuntch: Hello Raymond. How do you like my new office? Twentieth Floor.
Holt: Yes, I never thought I'd see you this high without a broom under you.

[chelseareneevalerio]

"There's a bomb in this wedding as well.
Ya butt. Ya butt is da bomb.
There will be no survivors."
- Amy Santiago

[stadot]

I know a woman who got both a throwing axe and a music box for the same birthday. She loved them both. Rosa has a point.

[nikkinadler]

“When did she record this?” “Judging by the flames around her, it could be a live stream” -Rosa

[Figs]

"Hello, Deputy Chief Wuntch. You've aged."
The GREATEST line in the show arguably in television.

[matthewlunde]

"Yas queen." Still my favorite Captain Holt line.

[ilikepizza]

"You know me. I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window"
- Captain Raymond Holt

[nikkinadler]

Holt: if it shows Madeline, be sure not to look directly into her eyes
Rosa: because we’ll turn to stone?
Holt: no because her eyes are ugly

[AbduMui]

- Captain Holt
Greatest line in the entire show 😂

[niranjananand]

“Who doesn’t bring their phone with them into the bathroom?”
“That’s like the whole reason you go in there”~ Jake Peralta

[emilyor]

Holt: "cus ever since we've been down here you've been a little... depressed"
Jake: "Have I?"
Also Jake: *crying in a hot tub*
Holt: "no don't eat the burrito"
Jake: *crying noises* "i'm disgusTING"

[smruthipradeep]

"Better take some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture"- Everybody loves Kevin

[Mar_theengine]

“YOU TOOK THE WRONG FLUFFY BOY.” -Raymond Holt

[globbyakaweirdjellyguy]

Captain Holt: “Wait. This isn’t the championship cummerbund. It’s just some common cummerbund. And you’re not Cheddar. You’re just some common b****.”🤣🤣🤣💗💗💗

[EmmaD-tspp]

My favorite is “ why don’t you take a load of your cloven hooves “
“ calling me the devil Raymond? So original! “
“ no I was calling you a goat”
“ you goat “
- holt and wunch

[cirrcinzopiano]

Holt: And now: A message of hope.
Peralta: See, this is perfect timing! A message of hope.
Holt: Everything is garbage.
Peralta: Oh boy.

[roberttrimble]

Jake:"Why are you showing me this?"
Holt:"Because no one, will ever believe you."