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What if streaming services like HBOMax, Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, and others were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.

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SOURCES:

Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Streamers: Jordan Breeding, Anna Breeding
Writer: Mark Hill
Director: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Editor: Jordan Breeding
Sound: Mike Schoen
Production Assistant: Eli Hall

00:00 - If Streaming Services Were Honest
05:26 - Roger F****** Loses It!

#hbomax #netflix #warnerbros

[austinmcconnell]

Roger is my favorite working actor at this point, and it's not even close.

[GeneralChangFromDanang]

Netflix: "Don't look at the reviews. In fact, we'll just remove them altogether so you don't know what kind of crap you're going to waste your time on."

[MargaritaOnTheRox]

I love that Roger losing it is its own time stamp. If I ever want to listen to Roger cursing, it's right there within easy reach.

[TheJaraVerse]

"Maybe we can just like have a conversation."
"Whoa! Let's not do something you'll regret."

I can always count on Roger to keep me on the right track.

[MrBrewman]

I remember when competitors to Netflix were being announced and launching in 2017. Everyone was excited about and I was like, "This is terrible! Now we will have to go to multiple services to get the same enjoyment that we get on just one. They will all pull their properties and make the quality worse and more expensive." Sad that is exactly what happened. I just alternate between any one of them for a month when the shows and movies I want all drop and then cancel.

[williamramos]

I truly understand the part about watching a great series and then it gets cancelled. I just get a free movie from the library and call it a day.

[stephen]

“Vampire House Hunters” - wait, is this a show for people looking to buy a vampire house, or a show about vampires looking to buy a regular house? Eh, either way I’m in for at least the first 5 episodes.

[LadyRenira]

This is definitely the content the Internet wants. Thanks for providing. 😆

[clumsykitten]

I swear this channel is the only thing keeping sane in this crazy ass world. Never change cracked, never change.

[TheLobsterCopter]

The fact that you need to pay for so many different streaming services to watch all the shows you want to see is the best argument for piracy.

[loveless]

Reject modernity (streaming), embrace tradition (piracy)

[Kihidokid]

I think Roger is the only thing keeping this channel alive

[aussiewanderer]

He forgot "let's not forget that you won't be able to talk about any of the shows you're watching with the few friends you have left because dumping entire series in one day means that you'll all be at different parts, and can't ever talk about it."

[DemonicAdj]

"By day, he's a helicopter pilot. But by night, he fights crime... as a werewolf"
-Captain Murphy, Sealab 2021

[thebestcentaur]

"...as well as twelve dozen 90s movies starring talking babies"

Me: *remembers Baby Geniuses and gets war flashbacks*

[SorFig]

Roger repeatedly shouting obscenities just off-screen is _exactly_ the kinda content I subscribed for.

[hojr]

"I stare at my phone until I wake up the next day"

all streaming services as a collective: WONDERFUL!

[hashbrown]

The endings of these kill me, I am already low on oxygen from the rest of it.. then I just suffocate in the end... please never stop killing me!

[FoxDemonMaster]

Now just give us a video of Roger cursing for 6 mins straight

[BobBrewsBeer]

Roger is the hero that we don’t deserve.