If Cryptocurrency Was Honest | Honest Ads

Everybody is familiar with money, but thanks to cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Dogecoin, Ethereum, Stellar, and Binance we can now exchange those boring
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lose, far more volatile, slaughters
the environment, and can’t be
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SOURCES:

Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Writer: Mark Hill
Director: Dave Brown
Director of Photography: Daryl Pittman
Editors: Jordan Breeding, Dave Brown
Sound: Mike Schoen
BitBro: Jordan Breeding
Set Designer: Caitie Hirabayashi
Production Assistant: Ruda Yi
Illustrator: Shea Strauss

00:00 - If Cryptocurrency Was Honest
05:53 - Always Has Been!

#Cryptocurrency #Bitcoin #NFTs

[solascriptura-et]

"Pretending to understand block chain is simple."
I'm done.

[nathanhearn]

“What can I buy with it?”
“Heroin and feet pics mostly” 😂😂😂😂

[zerzernin]

“Always has been” was NOT a meme I expected Cracked to bust out. Brava, brava~

[lalothewusky]

Would love to see a video on Army Recruitment, just to see roger dress up as a drill instructor and call us maggots

[soggyslays]

I would never have expected someone so old to be so meme savy tbh. Hats off to this legend

[ldawn]

this feels like a fever dream I had after binging all the other "IM ROGER BY THE WAY" videos and desperately wishing for another lmao

[beng]

“What can I buy with RogeCoin? Heroin and feet pics mostly.” 😂🤣💀

[Seetiyan]

"ouroborosian."
Wow. This is a word we needed in the modern age.

[LividImp]

"So it money I shouldn't spend?" LOL, oh lord I just died.

And "Chain Chungus" made me laugh harder than I care to admit.

[ChrisBrooks]

The call-out regarding age of consent law was perfect 'chef's kiss'

[kevinwaldi]

The fact that a Gemini crypto ad ran at the end of this video make it even better!

[TheHigherSpace]

Trust me if they actually create a Roge coin it will become a meme and explode in value ..

[SpencerGD]

Guy: What can I buy with RogeCoin?

Roger: Heroin and feet pics, mostly.
😆

[butchgreene]

Warren Buffet - “BitCoin doesn’t produce or supply anything. Its only capacity is as an exchange. I wouldn’t buy dollars as an investment. Why would I buy a digital dollar?”

[UncleJayHubbard]

I don't think I've ever laughed harder at 'he doesn't know how that's spelled while he says it' ... excellent comedic timing!

[masondeross]

I'm so glad these sketches came back strong after that long absence. This is top notch.

[david-kchr]

The irony of getting an add about a crypto card before a video about trashing crypto is palatable

[fadingstarlight]

Bringin back Roger is the best thing that Cracked has done in years

[whitenightmare]

As a blockchain developer, who mostly understands how it all works, I am amazed that Roger is not technically wrong about anything in this video.

[CosmosGamingChannel]

As someone who works in the blockchain space, this was amazing haha.