Financial Tips For BROKE People

Trust us with these super legal and not at all dangerous tips for financial security!

cast:
Grant O'Brien

crew:
Director - LeAnn Bowen
Producer - Pam Robison
Cinematography - Luc Delamare
Writer - Grant O'Brien
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
Director of Production - Sam Sparks
Director of Post Production - Michael Schaubach
Supervising Producer - Alex Edge
Production Coordinator - Doug DeLuca
First Assistant Camera - Arturo Ochoa
B Camera Operator - Huan Manton
Gaffer - Vincent Valentin
Key Grip - Devin Wilson
Sound Mixer - Kevin Coons
Post Production Supervisor - Stephanie Zorn
Post Production Manager - Evan Watkins
Head Assistant Editor - Phil Fox
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Assistant Production Accountant - Giles Moffett
Second Assistant Production Accountant - Chetera Bell
Production Assistant - Chris Triggiani
Production Assistant - Jake Sperling
Intern - Grace Earley

[VladtheInhaler]

Heres some legally ambiguous tips for broke people
(I dont condone any of these)

#1. Shoplifting; Shopping has a significantly smaller impact on your finances when you dont actually pay for it.

#2. Foraging. Besides, who said food was expensive to begin with?

#3. Hunting. Deer, elk, the neighbours cat, anything is fair game as long as it tastes good with barbeque sauce.

#4. Trading. Johnny over the road has a fridge full of food. You have his wife and daughter, and a loaded .45 pistol.

[anthonys]

Call in a huge order to a restaurant right before they close, never show up, wait until every employee goes home, break into the dumpster and eat for days

[hillarybm]

"death would be a great way out of your financial problems" so true though

[brindleface]

When you go to a store to buy instant noodles and your card gets declined, but the cashier is a bro and says “just take it Jesus Christ”

[xavlionheart]

Makes a video about how to make money, while making money doing it.

[duesalbladesinger]

I love how after every piece of advice, there's always the, "Maybe you'll get lucky and [insert form of death]."

[Djkhalid]

"Banks have money. Rob one" lmao :p

[may.d.a.y]

murica
where the will to live is too expensive

[rotz]

Here's a tip for broke people.
Start drawing art. The more NSFW it is, the more money you'll get selling it.

[BeilaGamanra]

"Maybe you'll get lucky and that money will be be coated in a fatal virus!"
In 2020 this is legitimate concern

[mauriciotamariz]

I feel like the moral to the story is, if your broke just kill your self or resort to crime, and I have to say I'm glad I found this video, because now I know that stealing from that orphanage was the right choice

[electricspider]

These are unironically pretty good tips at surviving as a poor person.
Robbing a bank will guarantee you some food security for quite some time regardless of your success.

[manami]

Fun fact: Walmart employees aren’t supposed to stop you from shoplifting if it’s under $20, make sure you don’t do it too often at the same store because the store may build a case against you. As long as your total for all the times is under $1000 you should be fine so make sure you switch up locations cause they rarely share information between different locations

Edit: not quite sure why this is getting replies now after nearly a year, but I guess I could elaborate on my sources cause why not
I got all this information from a Reddit thread where a supposed former manager at a Walmart talked about how to shoplift. I gave the tldr on it and that was that. I’m not a primary resource, I have never worked for nor stolen from Walmart. I would trust the replies before me honestly.
Not gonna lie though, if you steel from Walmart and get away with it, that’s kinda cool

[martint]

Tip: Move to Norway as education is free, health insurance is free and the government makes sure that you wont go completely broke by supporting you financially :)

[draco]

His name is Grant how could he not be financially secure?

[OneEyedKingg]

idk why I was expecting real tips when this is a college humor video

[yahooanswers]

this reminds me of one time in high school when I couldn't afford lunch, so I stole a bunch of ketchup packets and drank them like go-gurts on the floor of the bathroom's cleanest stall.

[siddhayak]

"No, I'm Kidding, This will Never Apply To You. Just Eat Ass, And Think Of Ways To Die."
Best Twist Ending Ever.
And, DAMN THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY!
😂😂😂

[Eclipsed_Archon]

The first one speaks to me on an emotional level...

[hacefrio]

This talk about hedge funds hits different now