Speed Comparison 3: Slower than Snail

A Race Simulation of all the things slower than the slowest snail.
Race 11: Features Bacteria/Cell speed, Bamboo/Fingernail Growth, Sea Level Rise etc.
Mr Garden Snail may finally win a race! Perhaps...

[komkitty]

Mr.Snail might lost the race but he won people's hearts

[theepicbt]

Should've put internet explorer in there

[brett]

Technically Patrick’s Rock would be just as fast as continental drift

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Patrick's pet rock: *Immobile*

Landslide: I gotchu fam

[Warhawk-kfmx]

Logically, if Patrick's rock were to be placed on the ground to race, with a consistent movement as seen with the continental drift, Patrick's rock would tie with the rate of continental drift.

[mangedg]

Rocky can move if theres an earthquake ever year

[Johnson]

"Halfway to nearest star"
Sun: Am i a joke to you?

[ShrekIsGod]

The fact that a bacteria can travel a meter in 30 minutes scares me

[Ezkimu]

Rocky: * Can't move *

Earthquake: Im about to start this man's whole career

[sashh]

The golden age of this YouTube channel I love it

[derkommissar]

Bamboo can grow one meter in 5 hours? Thats cool

[HenWithATie]

1: Plant bamboo around your friend.
2. Wait 5.5 hours
3. Trap your friend
4. ???
5. Have fun.

[tundra]

Technically, wouldn’t the atoms shift and eventually move Rocky?

[zanmolecules]

The garden snail may be slow, but he’s faster than everything else in the garden

[erdinc]

the legend says: Rocky is moving backwards

[fortress]

I'm betting my money on Patrick's pet rock.

[yourweirdplant]

I would've laughed so hard if Patrick's rock just moved at light speed at the start

[cheesebusiness]

There is a slower thing: Half-Life 3 release

[dacoconutnut]

What would a 1 meter fingernail look like?

[abdulkadir]

I know whats slower... The building of the Berlin Airport.