Wedding small talk #shorts

[mccreatc]

“Who am I kidding? There was cannibalism.”
Gold.

[mellifluousmallow]

"Lies, murder, betrayal" felt like she was describing a cherished memory of a family reunion 😂

[customcartoons]

This is EXACTLY the kind of person I’m looking for in a small talk situation!

[emilyfarfadet]

The smile in "very few survivors".
Perfection.

[i_liv__jesus]

"who am i kidding, tHeRe wAs CaNnIbAlIsM"
got me dying!!

[averyjones]

“Who am I kidding, there was cannibalism” 💀

[oliviaharris]

the guy who jumped off the lifeboat really gave the survivors a helping hand

[hungry_and_confused]

ao3 writers explaining why there wasn't an update that week:

[Kitten_Inchaos]

This is how I feel every time someone asks "Awe, sweetie, why are you limping?" 🤦 It's a long horrifying story that usually leaves them speechless, I now just say "I have back and hip issues" and leave it at that lol

[xxsniperkittykatxx]

It's so sweet that they stayed in touch with the bride. Deserted islands really are the perfect getaway 🥰

[gtyrrui]

“oh so how did you know the bride?”

*”shared trauma ❤”*

[cbinet_mn]

i never know what to expect from Stanzi videos the punchline always hits me like a wet stuffed animal full of milk

[ameliab]

It's weirdely wholesome in a way - like, they both survived a traumatic situation together, which bonded them, and they became friends that now accompany each other in their new, safe lives ^^

[jennifer]

"ameila earhart style"


thats dark humor💀

[BrandonZickefoose]

That yellow dress is serving me BREAKFAST. LUNCH. AND DINNER! BRAVO! ❤❤❤❤

[yourstruly]

The facial expression change from "polite listening smile" to "abject horror" was so good this video

[reiroll]

I wish everyone at my wedding would have deep spiritual connections such as this

[Sqooshyfroog]

She didn’t just spill the tea she spilt the whole Lipton factory

[bellacamille]

“We were able to use his arms to paddle to a remote island” 💀😂

[CoachDeeFree]

"sorry i asked" as a person 😂😂😂