MY HONEST THOUGHTS ABOUT…

Tell me in the comments how you really feel about mayo. #hottake #hottakeoftheday #randomthought

[briannanicolex]

I've never related to anything so much in my life

[lesanimaux]

It comes in squeeze tubes too. I'm Dutch, we have mayonnaise with our fries.

[skoolie_life]

😅 I love mayonnaise, but my family is from the south. We put it in potato salad, pasta salad, on sandwiches, in deviled eggs, in salad dressings….
I did meet someone once who felt the same way as you do about mayonnaise, and I was just as surprised as the time I met a girl that didn’t like cheese lol

[callireynolds]

Lol, the noise you made 😂 Mayo and I are good friends! Maybe try a squeeze container and earplugs? 😜

[BoringTroublemaker]

I see where you’re coming from and although I love mayo, this was a hilarious take.

Edit- and I also buy it in a squeeze bottle

[beautifulsoul]

I 1000% agree with you! I I felt it when you said “I cannot interact with it” and with the side effect was perfect! 🤣🤣🤣

[shinymommy]

I am officially giving you 💩💩💩! Mayo is life and I will die on that hill! 😂

[AshaCattette]

I only have mayonnaise because sometimes I need to feel like a “typical” person even with my special truffle mayo…I use them as fridge decoration to keep the rest of the produce company.

[sephithor]

My favorite food of all times is bread with mayonese. I can eat a whole container in a day. With bread. Nothing else. Love it.

[laceyrodriguez]

Same! Except I’m even picky about it coming on something automatically though. I absolutely can’t stand it 🤣

[elissa]

Haha- so funny. I love Mayo - got to be Hellmanns, use it to make dip (sour cream + mayo + packet), in potato salad, on sandwiches & even mix it with ketchup for a ketchup mayo dipping sauce combo. I never noticed the sound at all.

[iambored]

SAME! I don't own mayonnaise. But if I go to a restraunt and it's already in the sandwich that's okay. But light mayonnaise, not a fuckton

[TheMentalLevelUpPodcast]

😮 What?!! 😮
There is NO BETTER LUBE for a sandwich than mayo! You're trying to start a Condiment War! 😆😆😆
Lol I do completely understand what you mean, and the sound you made had me rolling! 🤣

[maddyG]

Wow, the most accurate description of my thoughts towards mayonnaise 😂

[thelastword]

Same!!! Even when I make tuna salad, I hate putting too much in. The mayo that comes in a squeeze bottles helps lol

[candicemurphy]

Omg the sound is accurate and had me dying 😂🤣

[rachelr]

This was the break from all the social media craziness lately that I needed 😂 I love you ❤️

[alisonhealy]

I’m totally anti mayonnaise, I don’t allow it in my house. Occasionally I go to subway and I have to ask them to put down clean paper before they make my sandwich and they get a clean knife to cut it to prevent contamination .

[catvazquez]

Thank you!! Have always hated Mayo 🤢 I don’t like it on anything, though, and I don’t like that they slather everything in it. Like, let it be an option!

[redhead]

I can understand but I gotta have my mayo 😂