Patches Story

The Story of Patches ( in elden ring)

[kwon]

Patches: it’s just a prank bro
The Prank:

[cay_l]

„He never wanted to actually hurt you“
Dark souls 3 patches locking you in a tower so you die in there: 💀

[slappybigalow]

I don't think he's injured, i think he's wasted, slumming it up in the shaded castle huffing perfume.

[DefecTec]

I really hope they finish him and Tannith’s questline in the dlc

[pharizz]

Every Patches in Soulsborne games be like:

"It's just a lil prank bro."

[starmayne]

:it’s just a prank
The Prank: kicks you from a mountain head first

[sudanemamimikiki]

This has the same energy as " jigsaw doesnt kill people"

[DefecTec]

I love patches in all the soul games. I actually killed him my first time playing elden ring at shaded castle since I rolled into him with the since I had the briar armor on. Left me dead 💀

[austin_bandit]

I have a cousin who reminds me of patches. He is emotionally manipulative and as soon as he is confronted he falls back on indifferent excuses and plays innocent. Every time I encounter patches I'm reminded of him. Because he was always so convincing. I was so quick to forgive him every single time. And every single time I would be disappointed when I was the scapegoat. Patches reminds me of him. He is not malevolent in the way that a dictator is malevolent. But he is evil in the way that a bandit evil

[corphish]

"He never wanted to hurt anyone"
*Patches causing the death of rhea's servants with his lil "prank" *

[Razakhan-bsmj]

"small ledge" bruh come on now

[YouTubeBlowsDaily]

Killed him and every playthrough since he is dead automatically
Not making a new character either so whoops

[rubub]

I am not killing Traggoth for Patches. Dude taught me the waving gesture.

[chromedynamo]

"im unbreakable, dammit! Unbreakable!"
Beautifully written character

[horrorking]

Oh yeah pushing me into lava isn't trying to hurt me definitely

[roachdoggjr]

I’ll never forgive patches for drop kicking me in the tomb of the giants

[lucalarocca]

Patches is a great guy honestly. Forces you through content that you would have never thought of doing, mqking you enjoy the game more.

[ajb]

i wish this guy did long form content like this. his voice is so calming

[ArchonKain]

"A small ledge" alright bud, that made me laugh so hard I think I'm gonna give my Patches on my 14th playthrough a hilarity-giant hunt to the ass

[CatfishBradley]

The sheer amount of places/time patches has been around canonically, makes him a great choice for the root of all evil/Core reason for the sequence of events we've seen in the games.