Real Life Demon Summoning Rituals

It's that time of year, when spooky goblins and evil witches are on the brain. You have a big Halloween party coming up and to get a thrill out of your guests you decide it would be fun to summon a demon. Here's a funny DIY... Here's everything you need to know before conjuring the spirits of the dark underworld.

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[sparky]

After this video everyone trying to summon demons and lucifer be like:

*all our agents are currently busy*

[charliesburner]

Bruh he talking about summoning demons like "how to build a sandwich"

[Djcooliestarbia]

(Summons Demon)

Demon: “Hi, we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”.

[pionevada]

"Paimon I sacrifice this corpse for your summoning!"

"Bro chill I don't need a corpse. Just give me like some blood or 20 bucks jeez."

[MachaeraNecroclypeo]

Parents: don't give up!
Counsellor: Follow your dreams!
Google: Work hard!
Bing:

[inochan]

Is no one gonna talk about this guy just causally teaching us how to summon demons?

[TheFallenAdonael]

How ironic would it be if this video were to get...DEMONetized.

[ashassind.d]

Teacher: Wow! How did you get such high score?
Me: Cause I studied hard
Me last night:

[phineasflynn]

Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today.

[abubakral-spongebob]

Everybody gangsta until a real demon shows up

[gacharosaroyal]

Me Genshin impact player : *hears that a demon is named Paimon*
Also me : *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*

[hystericalnicky]

I thought this video was a joke but it’s actually teaching us how to summon a demon.

[perdyboy]

Me: (Summons a demon)
Demon: What are your demands?
Me: I want to go to heaven
Demon: :(

[CrestialWintersmith]

Instructions unclear, summoned an angry priest instead who lectured me about how dangerous demon summoning is.

[whitemountain]

"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today"

[daviedood]

"invoking" and "evoking" are two different things. Invoking means you bring the demon INTO you, or you put it INTO something like an animal or another person "perhaps" (free will and all) "Evoking" of course would mean you bring the demon into the circle casted, usually inside of a triangle that's inside the circle. Hope this helps.

[oldthis]

Me: *Lord paimon make me rich*

Paimon: *Get a job*

[TheSnowman]

Me: i summon you lilith to find me true love..
Lilith: sorry i have a boyfriend

[truthfxii]

Demons name: Paimon
me: When did my emergency food turn to a devil?

[svn]

Imagine just watching this video, and now there's several demons summoned through it haunting your home.