How Cat and Dog owners name their pets:

Drop some funni cat names you've heardd

dude I can't stop using the meatball man instrumental help

[swagdoctor]

Dog owners: This is Dale, he’s a Golden Retriever Lab mix


Cat owners: this is appendix and he is a goblin

[voidgatess]

“this is daisy she’s a victorian bulldog”

“this is twinkle star her breed is meatball and her purrs sound like a construction site”

[Amanda-utgx]

Two things always crack me up:

1. The dog somehow looking both absolutely terrified and slightly annoyed

2. Jack just confidently sauntering into the room and yelling “Beef Stroganoff”

[sophiamanetakis]

i love how they give dogs people names so when they scream it’s like “HONEST TO GOD RICHARD, STOP BITING THE GUESTS!”

[ilkewhals]

dog owners: “the breed is a siberian husky!”

cat owners: “the breed is um.. orange.”

[SkandiTV]

Dog owners: "This is Max, he's a German Shepherd"

Cat owners: "This is milk, he's allergic to it"

[arty]

Dog owners: This is Max and he is a Jack Russel.

Cat owners: This is King Sock of the Burger Clan and he has commited 52 war crimes

[alesandriasalinas]

“This is Max, he’s really playful!”

“This is Lasagna, I found him in a dumpster, he’s a hitman and an architect. He built this place actually”

[TheWashingtonianHippies]

As a cat and dog owner, I can say this is so true. my dog's names are Megan and George and my cat's names are Klackolaging, Hunderstorms, and Geometry

[Myheartisburiedinvenice__]

I love how the "jr" in ankle Jr's name implies that there was an ankle before him

[em.em.em...]

Dog owners: this is Bailey, he’s a good boy
Cat owners: oi UTERUS! STOP EATING THE OTHER CAT

[Painfully_Real]

"This is Fluffy, she's a pomeranian and very friendly!"

"This is Samsung Smart Fridge and he likes to chew on batteries. He also killed someone once, but we don't talk about that."

[youdontknowmeshakabrah]

Dog owners: this is max, he is a 6% Russian poodle, 72% German Shepard, and a 22% golden Labrador!
Cat owners: this is Spider-Man, he is allergic to spiders

[lovefromjazz]

As a cat owner, i can confirm calling my cat ‘the mitchelin man’ is absolutely normal and nothing to be ashamed of

[Flec_the_car]

Dog owners: “this is Layla, she is so sweet and loves to lick faces. We found her at an animal shelter”
Cat owners: “this is Duct Tape, he tries to eat alcohol wipes and we found him hiding in a lamp in a dumpster”

[robertthompson]

Dog Owners: this is CoCo, she’s a husky

Cat Owners: this is knuckle socks. If it sits up and a bit to the right it looks like a mass murderer

[_TheLionsRealm]

Dog owners: this is Carl a Labrador who loves walks



Cat owners: this is joe mama and he hates anything named Carl

[abecopper]

The fact you walk in so menacingly just to say Beef Stroganoff had me dying

[majoras-mask]

"this is brody, he's a hunting dog and love to play fetch"

"this is gunk. she is disgusting. i love her"

[butteredchocolate]

"This is Steven, he's a bulldog and wouldn't hurt a soul."
"This is Basil, he's an anarchist that wreaks havoc and is supposedly immortal though he refuses to tell us."

update: sorry guys, it turns out Basil was not immortal...