Zoltan Kaszas on why cats are better than dogs - Dry Bar Comedy

[EmilyE.]

I have never had someone explain so well why I'm a cat person.

[Melody]

My cat was apathetic towards everyone but me. And he wouldn't let anyone pet him for long, but god help me if I ever had the audacity to stop petting him. He would get up and nuzzle my really hard, touch his nose to mine, and then meow until I caved and started to pet him again. It was annoying, but I would give anything to have him pester me for love again

[paston]

Him explaining how cat people don’t hate dogs is literally spot on. I use that quote all the time when I tell people I’m a cat person. “I just like other people’s dogs. I’ll play with them then they can go back over there.”

[Emilielove]

Cats are arguably the most entertaining animal you can keep as a pet. I mean, yeah you can play with a dog and they have their fun moments. But cats have some of the best reactions and personality quirks of any animal. And they’re just so relaxed, perfect pet for anyone who’s lazy af

[autumnmoon]

This is freaking hilarious because we just adopted a special senior cat named Jessica

[wfcoaker]

I’m a total cat person. I hate it when my friends call them my “fur babies”. They are not substitutes for the children I never had. They’re replacements for the cool college roommates I never had.

[electrathejelliclekitten]

When I had a panic attack when i was home alone, my cat went up to me and comforted me with nuzzles.

Cats really are caring.

[Heavenzvoice]

Cat person here... about three weeks ago a cat showed up at my door starving... I fed her and Memorial Day morning she had a kitten underneath my deck. Well her name is now Gina and waiting about another week to meet her little one. It was a little fur ball but when I go and check on it, it’s gotten so big! It’s a cutie too. Cutest little meow. So just like that I have 2cats. Geesh. They do choose you.

I was minding my business opening my back door to feed the birds... there she was. The birds hate me now by the way. They feel so betrayed:) lol

They still come to eat but they do it in stealth mode.

[shawnmertle]

I am impressed this guy is funny.And without being foul mouthed.

[blindsquirrel]

Being a "cat person" I can totally relate to the middle of the night visits.

[ladythmilin]

It's all about that chill energy.

[dolcebelcanto]

EXACTLY dogs' energy is way too much for me 😂

[MatthewStinar]

He's done such a wonderful job of explaining why I'm not a dog person!

[laineywright]

He totally gets it! Cats are low maintenance. They are clean, do their poops and pees in a litter box. They like a little catnip while I have some vino. They never embarrass me by humping a friends leg, and they are for the most part quiet.

[samzy_vazq]

Lmao when he said “yep can’t pronounce that your names Jeff now “that part killed me 😂 😆

[LeiaThePrincess]

"I like dogs. I just like them over there and I'll play with them, but then go back over there". Exactly 😂 The best explanation of my thoughts on why I am a cat person 😂

[mLify]

Thank god someone understands why my cat is so fat, too. "Wow, that's a big cat. Have you considered putting him on a diet?" "Yes, but I decided I liked my household items unbroken, so we stopped."

[Blisscent]

oh my god he put it into words. I feel this on a spiritual level.

[laugr]

Dead on. I think this is the best depiction I've seen about the difference between cat people and dog people. "I like dogs. I just like them over there... I don't like that kind of energy in my house. That annoying dog best friend in your face all the time energy."

[MsNovazz]

"Jessica we need some help!"

Lol i lost it at that 😂😂😂😂