Things MEXICAN MOMS Say | Mexican Survival Guide

You know you're Mexican if you grew up with your mom telling you these sayings or quotes. What sayings does your mom say the most? Let us know in the comments!

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[TheCrazyGorilla]

What sayings does your mom say the most? 😅

[lunchbox]

There's also "you want to cry, I'll give you something to cry about!

[edpablo]

The scariest of them all






_"vas a ver, vas a ver..."_

[sunshinebffs]

Literally all these video are so relatable I can’t 😂

[donrye]

When u slam your door
Hispanic moms: *so u have choose death*

[picantesworld]

I'm dying... When Ramon roasted Chris, "you can't even afford shampoo and that shirt!" Te calmas 😂😂😂 Surprised Ramon didn't go, "Who do you think you are? You're not even my parents don't talk to me like that!" And then backhands Chris and he gets up. Chris goes holding and rubbing his cheek, "I was right he really was a brat." Cue out music. 😂🤣😂

[newbieskedits]

My mom doesnt say anything she just gives me the look.
Mom:😠

Me:😱

[littlevaporeon]

Why, you scared me, never mention those words lol

[milic]

Mom: Te dije que apagues los frijoles
Me: O-O
Im dead ;-;

[limeandthecoconut]

I’m not Mexican but Arabic, and still I had the exact same problem.

Let’s pray to all who lived with through 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[LosGomeS]

"You want to cry for real"😂😂😭
"You want me to look for it"?
When she calls you by your first and last name

[novaorange]

my mom: Go to your room!

me:goes to room but slammed the door

me: im dead

[asmoove]

You forgot to put in what some Mexican moms say like this one “A ver que haces un día cuando ya no esté aquí!”

[soulassassing]

Mom: "Quieres comer (Want something to eat)?"
Me: "No, gracias (No thank you)."
Mom: **triggered beyond belief**

[stardolphin]

🤣🤣” let’s just say my body became lifeless after experienceing his wrath “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣also my mom says I’m not one of your friends out there

[koltinduzeski]

I’ve learned so much about the Mexican household. And I learned so much Spanish from ur videos keep up the good work!

[donimenn]

Another:

"Si no te portas bien te voy a dar a ese señor"

That means "If you dont behave im giving you to that man"

[kingted]

The most frightening of them all:

“ME LAS VAS A PAGAR”

Me:NO NO NO SORRY MA

[NekoAlucard]

mom calling me with my full name


Me: OH...damn..I'm dead

[luiser]

Nobody:
*Chris:* “Tey Colemaz or Tey Colmoe” 😂