Tom Scott but out of context

No, this isn't an April Fools Day prank :)

Subtitles made by me, I have no experience making subtitles at all but they should be alright enough, and feel free to submit better ones if you'd like to!

Links to every video, in order, with timestamps:

[transcendentalanarchy]

"sometimes it's ok to cause a little bit of drama" "it caused the worst nuclear event in history" seems about right

[aeoifjapefijl]

"to make matters more complicated, I am British"
absolutely reasonable complication

[tntisbased]

"if you're writing a gay romance story you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles from the centre of London, seriously!" OK, MR. KNOW-IT-ALL.

[ObeyCamp]

My favorite one, by far, is "WE ARE ON...AN EXPONENTIAL CURVE."
His face and tone are SO serious, like he's announcing the actual apocalypse and it kills me every time lmao

[azadanzans]

We flew a kite, in a public place!
We flew a kite in a PUUUBBBLIIIC PLACE!

[undecidedhandle]

him running around screaming "ONE TAKE!" was oddly wholesome

[trk.]

"Can this burn me?"
"Yes"
"OK"
*continues to put hand in front of laser

[Foxy_AR]

5:33 “mocking the government and then having the government not find that funny, that is a really good gag.”

“THAT WAS LEGAL!!”
😂

[SeleneRoseRM]

"Im going to shut up for a bit"

"AND THATS A LIE"

me all the time

[rocketgeek]

The "little bit of drama" to "nuclear accident" cut is getting a lot of attention, and rightly so, but the "unfortunately I'm British" to "smash some art with a hammer" cut is absolutely sending me.

[omega]

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few"
*gets run over by a train*
"And I'm ok with that"

[Iadder]

1:51 “If you’re writing a gay romance story, YOU BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR, IN A 17th CENTURY BUILDING, JUST MILES AWAY FROM THE CENTRE OF LONDON, seriously, ”

[_Mark]

"If you're writing a gay romance story BUILD A NUCLEAR REACTOR"
Jesus i piss myself that was amazing lol

[Neymarinet]

The transition from Tom roasting Youtubers taking sponsors from disguised gambling games to him saying "bruh" and immediately heading off to something else gave me whiplash

[IsuCunei]

Tom is actually a comical genius we just haven't realised it yet

[Nat_the_Chicken]

"Built for leisure, not for speed"
Why do I feel called out

[chimeragenesis]

6:14 'In short it's usually about sex, or it's about asking God to damn someone.... the Irish contingent had some very strong opinions' Bit on the nose, putting those two together.

[ashleycrow]

If you're writing a gay romance story you build a nuclear reactor in the basement of a 17th century building just miles away from the center of london

[bigmamisvea]

This made me realize that you hold the ability to make anyone look like a total freak just by taking single words or sentences of them out of context in your bare hands.

[zackthewolf]

Tom choking on vape is the best thing I've seen