Tom Scott introducing places (extended)

The original cut of the video. In this version, we transition from "I am in..." to "This is..." and keep going.

I ended up cutting it shorter because the joke wears a bit thin after the first minute for most people.

This was unlisted and linked in the comments of the short version for a while but I thought I might as well turn it public.

[KyrieFortune]

Places Tom goes:
- random towns in England
- beaches
- Chernobyl

[iwillsomedayplayskyrim]

Students after discovering the green screen feature on Zoom:

[fxshlein]

"I am outside the bank of england"...
"I am INSIDE the bank of england"...
"I am in jail"

[ime]

The group chat when I ask who can play tonight:

[matheusdossantos]

I love how in the end he's back in England, like he was on a life-changing journey and now he's home putting his pajamas ready to sleep.

[SanicStudios]

"I'm going to the arctic"
"I am still in the arctic"
"I'm on my way back from the arctic"

[Katia_Managan]

“I am not inside a fusion reactor” is how I’m gonna start introducing myself from now on.

[zednotdead]

"I am with Norm!"
"I am back with Norm!"
"Last time I was outside this pub with Norm, he told me how to strangle someone."
The trilogy.

[kennarajora]

"I'm in Weldon Spring" 0:00
"I'm in Gävle" 0:01
"I'm in the abandoned city of Pripyat" 0:02
"I'm inside one of the Inchindown oil tanks" 0:05
"I'm off to the Arctic for 3 weeks" 0:08
"I am not inside a fusion reactor" 0:10
"I'm in Hull" 0:12
"I am in Morocco" 0:13
"I am at Disney World" 0:15
"I'm in Resolute" 0:16
"I'm in an airplane bathroom" 0:17
"I am in an unpowered glider" 0:19
"I am in Iceland" 0:20
"I'm standing in Europort" 0:21
"I'm in the British Museum" 0:23
"I'm flying a few thousand feet over Lincolnshire" 0:25
"I am at platform 9 and 3 quarters" 0:27
"I am under the English Channel" 0:30
"I am still in the Arctic" 0:31
"I'm in Gibraltar" 0:32
"I'm on Marylebone road" 0:34
"I'm on top of a hill" 0:35
"I'm on 50th street" 0:36
"I am squinting into the sun" 0:37
"I'm on Swanscombe peninsula" 0:39
"I'm in Swindon" 0:40
"I am in Baton Rouge" 0:41
"I am in Baarle-Hertog" 0:42
"I am outside the Bank of England" 0:43
"I'm in Cape May" 0:46
"I'm in the Computer History Museum" 0:47
"I am about to cross a road" 0:49
"I'm in Bristol" 0:51
"I am at the summit of Mount Evans" 0:52
"I'm on my way back from the Arctic" 0:54
"I am at Space Camp" 0:56
"I am exactly 30 miles away from the intersection of Beverly Boulevard and North Cienega Boulevard" 0:57
"I'm about to play bubble football" 1:02
"I am in Greenwich" 1:05
"I am putting myself at risk of being sued" 1:06
"I am in New Orleans" 1:08
"I am at one of the tallest wind farms in Europe" 1:10
"I am at a party" 1:14
"I'm at the Eureka weather station" 1:15
"I'm in the small village of Jelling" 1:17
"I am with Norm" 1:19
"I am back with Norm" 1:20
"Last time I was outside this pub with Norm, he taught me how to strangle someone" 1:22
"I am in the English Countryside near Canterbury, and this is a level crossing" 1:26
"I am in the One Canada Square in London and that is a beautiful sunset" 1:30
"This is an Ogham stone"1:35
"This is a teach pendant" 1:36
"This is a teasmade" 1:38
"This is London's Cable Car" 1:39
"This is a packet and bottle of freeze dried urine" 1:41
"Behind me is Lake Constance, it is a big lake" 1:45
"This is a shipping container" 1:47
"This is a Soviet T-34 Battle Tank" 1:49
"This is a dead man" 1:52
"This is a bottle of Dasani" 1:55
"This is the Mixed Reality Lab" 1:56
"This is a Natural Spring" 1:58
"This is launch pad 39" 2:00
"This is the control room" 2:02
"This is Notre Dame" 2:03
"This used to be RAF Graveley" 2:04
"This is the Thames" 2:07
"This is the Kilogram" 2:08
"Up there is the bridge" 2:10
"This is a driverless vehicle" 2:11
"This is non-brewed condiment" 2:13
"These are the Solar Power Towers" 2:15
"That is the Angel of the North" 2:17
"This is the Ilulissat Ice fjord" 2:20
"This is Olkiluoto" 2:22
"This is Bruges" 2:24
"This is 2:25
"Welcome to the town of Asbestos" 2:30
"Welcome to Calapatria" 2:32
"Welcome to a town that doesn't exist" 2:34
"Welcome to Wales" 2:36
"The road behind me is closed" 2:37
"This is going to be a fairly disappointing video" 2:39
"I am back in the UK and I have a cold" 2:41

[DISTORTEDNOISE]

I love how his most enthusiastic introduction was ‘I am about to cross a road’

[Vikidruil]

The government: Please don’t travel, there’s a pandemic.
Influencers:

[-_.Melody._-]

Welcome to a town that doesn't exist.
*Welcome to Wales.*

As someone living in the UK, can confirm.

[Ozoingo]

"I'm with "I'm back with norm" absolutely enthralling story telling there tom scott

[ryalexstudios]

"Behind me is Lake Constance. It is a big lake."
-Tom Scott, master of description

[holiwren]

I love how he's laughing while saying "I am with norm" and "I am back with norm" - 1:19

[ardinhelme]

This makes me want to believe that whenever he arrives somewhere Tom Scott does a three-quarter turn and announces his location to the middle distance regardless of whether or not a camera is present.

[pyromaniac]

Tom Scott feels like a safe, harmless SCP who spontaneously appears anywhere and everywhere, starts monologuing and people just go along with it

Edit: guys... I ment safe as in the concept of *not being harmful* not the _object class_

[boabuin]

Seeing him in so many places with the same red t-shirt has the same vibe as seeing your custom character in a videogame cutscene

[Selatapey]

I love how all of them are fairly interesting places, then you get underwhelming gems like “I’m about to cross a road”

[mronedeag]

Rewatching this video to honor a legend