Danger: Humans

[dewhiterabbit]

I feel like Tom Scott accidently shared this with us instead of his colleagues and coworkers at his home planet

[linusretired]

What they didn’t mention is that we have world ending weapons hooked up to satisfying to push red buttons

[_fedmar_]

"So what's your resume?"
"Uuh... I'm resistant to all but the strongest magnetic fields"

[ndrgaming]

“Humans are unique, as when something shoots at them, they shoot back”

[daniellewilson]

Imagine the confusion when aliens find this video about dangerous humans created by humans

[crucialsword]

I love how this manages to portray humans simultaneously as primitive and superior

[yol]

Humans: can you do space travel?
Aliens: Yes
Humans: can you do two things at once?
Aliens: that, I can not do.

[thecypher]

On an added note, Humans have also been known to survive getting shot in the head or impailed thru the gut in some cases. As well as being able to have limbs re-attached hours after being completely severed from the body.
The endurance capabilities of this species should never be underestimated.

[nikobaston]

"Avoid, if at all possible."
Bold of you to assume we are escapable

[djsyntic]

Alien Student: "Wait so if they do not need to pause after making an attack, how do they keep track of turn order?"
Alien Teacher: "That's just it, they do not use turn-based combat."

[punchysphinx]

Imagine if human beings truly were the toughest species out there. Instead of aliens being indestructible, and powerful like in “predator” they were just relatively weak, and susceptible to lots of things from earth.

[soup]

"Humans are bad at things but also very scary." - Tom Scott, Human Entertainment and Education Figure.

[deetmapping]

“...designed to rip up and destroy any organic material.”

Me, munching on broccoli: *neat*

[JontyLevine]

"Immune to all but the strongest magnetic fields."
It's never really occurred to me before now, but I suppose I am.
Neat.

[NoirpoolSea]

"They act against each others self interest".. and very often their own.

[philwainwright]

I love "up-side-down" map of the Earth. In the matter of fact, no one really knows where is the top and bottom. We just agree to it.

[burnttoast]

Planet: **has oxygen**
Humans: it’s free real estate

[Sir_Uncle_Ned]

I wonder if warnings like this are why we haven't found any other life yet

[Static_]

Humans posess one other defining trait. And that is their curiosity, and lust for knowledge.

If you give a human a rope with a knot tied in it, and give no other instructions, they will untie it. Or give them a problem or a puzzle, and they will try to solve it. On top of that they even get pleasure out of doing so.

Humans are intelligent creatures. Not becouse they "know", but because they know HOW to know. Maybe their brains can't comprehend some concepts, but then, they can and will create MACHINES that do, or that could help them comprehend. Dont underestimate that part of them.

Those are not just 'some' traits, those are very much so their most defining traits.

[saltyjello]

it’s weird to think that maybe there’s a whole universe of aliens out there holding earth in some kind of quarantine and the worst thing that could possibly happen is us escaping