Scientist Explains How Climate Crisis Would Be Averted If Greta Thunberg Just Tried A Little Harder

Is climate change reversible? Dr. Douglas Harrison, a climatologist at the Pratt Climate Institute, believes so. But as he explains, in order to save the planet, it’s going to take a lot more effort than what’s currently being given by Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg.

[sock]

planets without greta on them: 0 deaths
planets with greta: millions every year

Coincidence? I don't think so

[aliancemd]

Showing the CO2 emissions after Greta’s birth and the correlation is the proper way to do high quality journalism

[kyleOWillFixIt]

Im glad YouTube gave us "some more context" of The Onion. Thanks. I do keep forming my world view around parody news sites on accident.

[paulmessina]

Thanks Onion!
Good to see there's still one bastion of truth in journalism
for us to get our news.

[mokelmoo]

I remember seeing Greta at a climate rally once. She didn't even bother to clean up the McDonalds bag I threw on the ground after finishing my 3 big mac meals. Honestly it was really disgusting and I don't know if I can forgive her.

[suimeingwong]

She is really failing us, she should have been born 30 years sooner. Such a procrastinator.

[JohnDoe-rcmj]

She showed up in a gas car and was drinking out of a Styrofoam cup that says it all

[gorflunk]

Congratulations to The Onion, they have arrived. YT has put a context banner on their video.

[paulcooper]

Finally someone with the guts to say Greta is not pulling her weight.
The Onion speaking truth to power.

[zaltmanbleroze]

It's comforting to know we can all blame it on one person. Thanks Greta.

[ashtonstout]

I didn't know The Onion was back! Thank you for this beautiful piece of satire.

[ryanvannice]

My favorite part is the YouTube climate change dialog box, like this was serious.

[gyulajakab]

Finally someone from Big Climatology telling the truth instead of blaming the innocent fossil fuel industry.

[lndstnder]

Our governments need to actively pursue Greta Thunberg alternatives before it is too late, be it cloning or robots.

[wisu]

The amazing thing about this video is that Fox Noise would say the same thing for real on air and their viewers would lap it up 😂

[RobertCookcx]

....scorched hellscape....i just choked on my beer. LOL

[emanekaf]

What makes this even funnier is the Climate Change Information warning below an Onion video! It's too perfect!

[LMRK]

Took me a few seconds to realize that this is from The Onion. Well done!

[eROCKaustin]

happy to see the onion still exists lol. i still remember the first time i saw an onion headline as a kid 🤣

[cyrussoxlegion]

One time, I forgot to recycle, and I wish Greta would've called me up to remind me to recycle. I'll never forgive myself, but mostly Greta for not reminding me.