The Worst Laptop I Could Find.

[Dogeforlife]

"Kids 4 and under can't handle this much disappointment." Absolute masterpiece of a line, thank you angry australlian man

[Albinus]

Thing is... My parents bought me one of these (The previous generation) when I was like 3 and I ABSOLUTELY loved it. I could spend literally hours upon hours doing God knows what and just learning stuff. It even taught me how to multiply, and I still have it somewhere in their place. You could even attach a printer to it through a prehistorical serial port.

Besides, one of the activities was a bunch of National Anthems played with that crappy 8-bit like sound. I think that's why most of my little friends of that time ended up with migraines or voices in their heads.

Thanks for the memories, Wade. Thank you a lot.

[ZeroSuitSamo]

As far as computer themed toys for children go, that one is actually pretty neat. The working mouse is a treat. I have this weird thing, though, where I will notice some little charecter and wonder who drew that. Wonder how many people actually take the time to notice it. My daughter definitely never talked about the cute cartoon mouse playing soccer on the frame of the electronic soccer net toy, yet someone made that charecter, and it was printed on a sticker to put on the toy. So seeing those animations really hit that feeling hard. Someone made them, likely only for this one toy. I wonder how many people had ever seen them before today.

[Theoreticallly]

I feel sorry for the kid that asked for a laptop for christmas and got this

[biglevian]

I remember a friend in 6th grade was always bragging that he had a laptop (this was when the 3310 still reigned supreme). One day I went over there and it was one of these things. He made it out to be like a gaming laptop better than most consoles at the time...
I acted like it was the coolest thing I've ever seen.

[raaaaHr]

I remember getting a laptop exactly like this and I was so excited to get my first computer. I was a kid so I didn't realize how tiny the screen actually was until I opened it. I tried very hard not to look disappointed in front of my aunt. I played with it once and got bored of it.

[-SR]

This reminds me the V-Tech laptop I had as a kid. My most clear memory of that laptop was putting in the gutter after a big rainstorm and letting the current carry it down into the storm drain outside the house.

[spud]

Ashens, LGR, and Dankpods all in one. Perfection.

[Misguided_Robot]

Fun fact, the company behind this made a Barbie themed version, and it has an audio in jack. The speakers (yes there are 2) are decent and surprisingly not mono. So you can get really fuzzy distorted audio if you so wish

[Eurazba]

Aw man this brings me back. I used to have a janky, barbie-themed learning "laptop" just like this one with the huge bezel and everything as a kid. I loved it so much.

[AntiVectorTV]

I like how he's got so many patrons now that he has to talk for a while AND scroll really fast to get the credits in. Proud of him.

[ktcat]

I had a toy laptop like this when I was younger, and seeing this made the nostalgia hit so hard. I paused the video at one point and spent SO LONG looking it up to see if I could figure out which one I had. I couldn't find it and honestly it just feels like a fever dream that I even had it to begin with. I am pretty sure that it was made by Vtech, because those are the only ones that look even remotely close to what I remember. It had a ton of games and activities on it, and a tiny screen like this one. I honestly wish I still had it, or could, at the very least, find it online to prove that I actually did have it at one point lol

[sgtpeppers]

As an Oregonian, I'm proud that we were able to make the worst laptop that Wade could find

[zebmccollum]

I love how the mouse uses an RJ45 plug. It’s like the manufacturers picking out which one to use were like, well they are both used in computers. The USB uses too much metal. That too expensive.

[MarbleFox]

6:53 “press any cheese to make us follow the beat”

[largewallofbeans]

The nugget classification has extended to the laptops. Can’t wait for airliners to be called nuggets.

[KleversonRoyther]

Petition to put the mousepad over the ipad to protect that poor little thing

[nickwallette]

The graphics on the caterpillar game during the last half minute of the video were pretty good!

True story: When I was a kid, I wanted a laptop so bad that I would take a piece of cardboard and draw my own keyboard and screen, then carry it with me on the school bus and pretend to use it. I also had a cardboard HiFi so I could listen to music.

[DaniilGentili]

I had this exact same laptop as a kid, this brings back fond memories, used to play with it all the time :)
At one point I even tried plugging in an actual Ethernet cable into the mouse port, connecting it to a router, to my disappointment it just periodically emitted a warning sound :)

[luckyluca]

I love how they used Star Trek TNG transporter sound effects for scrolling between menu options right at the beginning at 04:55, did anybody else pick up on that? And then Halo button sounds later on, this machine really was ahead of it's time