You're going to get so many diseases from eating a person.

MUSIC:
Resident Evil Director's Cut Dualshock Edition - "Mansion Basement"

[gabrielsalahi]

I think the true meaning of cannibalism is the friends we ate along the way

[Kindzakat]

That eating noise is one of the most eating noises of all time

[landanheath]

Remember, a human body has everything a human body needs

[JohnDoe-pdlh]

Always remember, if things get bad and there's extreme food shortages, we always have each other.

[LeigHT]

"I ate a person."

"You make me want to cry!
That, in my opinion, is kind of cruel, and I REFUSE to respect your opinion."

"I will eat another."

[geenpunk]

The never-ending bone noises were a nice touch

[maverickREAL]

I love the concept of a "QUIT HAVING FUN" meme where the "fun" in question is very much harmful

[termicrafteron]

The worst part isn't the eating sounds, it's the fact that I can see someone, somewhere, yelling at someone not to eat a corpse, not because of the disorders, or the morality of it, but because they don't want them to have fun

[spodreman]

I don’t know what’s funnier; the fact that eating a human is nothing more than harmless fun to the cannibal; or the fact that the biggest problem in the other person’s eyes is that he’s having fun eating the person, and the actual cannibalism is an additional con.

[anklesucker]

People yell at me all the time for gnawing on human bones, so this really hit on a personal level.

[Glass.of-Water]

*"you're not you when you're hungry"*

[memelordmarcus]

"That would be cannibalism, which is frowned upon in most societies"
- Willy Wonka

[DiamondKingStudios]

"Eating another person will cause a SEVERE amount of psychological stress"
"Listening to you already gives me a lot of psychological stress; this is nothing in comparison"

[thatguy]

So eating one person make me a cannibal but having one dollar doesn’t make me rich?😔

[darthmortem]

"The human body is hardwired against eating other humans, doing so even consensually will cause a SEVERE amount of psychological stress." - 🤓

[razpootis]

Why let a perfectly good body go to waste? Dig in!

[devoteeofmediocrity]

What I like most about this is the fact that he cares less about the cannibal’s health and the dubious probity of the act itself than he cares about ruining someone else’s fun.
Reminds me of real life.

[karenbonds]

PETA: "You like eating animals so much, I bet you wouldn't eat a human!"

Me:

[FURVR]

"You're going to get so many diseases from eating a person"
"Yeah, thats why I cooked him first."
"The human body is hardwired against eating a person, doing so even consensually will cause severe psychological stress"
"If I were stressed I wouldnt be eating him"

[wolfiegirl]

"I ate a man alive tonight."
-Soos