Crepes - You Suck at Cooking (episode 123)

Crepes are a not just a thin edible pancake. They're not a cake at all. They're a crepe.

0:00 What is a crepe?
0:10 Ingredients in crepes
0:20 Savory crepe galette recipe
2:52 Traditional French courtship process
3:08 Sweet crepe recipe: chocolate strawberry
3:24 Mexican crepe recipe
3:33 Keto crepe recipe
3:43 Crepes song

RECIPE

1 large egg
⅓ up flour
¾ cup milk

This will make around 4 decent sized crepes
Make raw egg pudding with the egg and flour
Add a bit of the milk and Wangjangler until smooth
Repeat until you have no milk left
Let the batter sit for an hour if you're a baby who loves following the rules
Put a small amount of butter in a pan on medium heat, then wipe it out with a paper towel, or an expensive silk scarf
Pour some batter in and swirl it. For a medium large pan around ¼ to ⅓ cup of batter will be enough. For a 37 foot pan you'll need ten gallons of batter
Cook until crispy crusticles start to form
Lift
Blow
Grab
Flip
But you can probably skip blowing and also don't use your fingers if you're worried about burning yourself. Just use a spatula or try to flip it in the pan...but honestly good luck lol you're not that good at flipping.
Cook the other side just a bit and then you know, stuff it or roll stuff in it, or fold stuff in it, or make crepe origami. Your call

[mattfat]

I am so glad you listened to me and did a song at the end. It was definitely all me. I am taking all the credit. You’re welcome, Planet Earth.

[dasboi]

No cap the ‘autospanjangler’ was purely genius innovation.

[kenta]

Petition to release a music album named "you suck at music"

[DSLRguide]

The crepe song was a masterpiece. Watched it 3 times to make up for the people skipping the musical animal exitludes

[blacksquirrel]

You forgot the first rule: Screw up (accidentally or on purpose) the first crepe so you have something to snack on while you make the rest. Martha Stewart screwed up a crepe on TV and my wife said “Hah!” to which I replied, “The first crepe is always a throwaway, ” which (swear to god) was immediately followed my MS looking at the camera, winking and and saying ‘The first crepe is always a throwaway.” Wife “Sheesh, you and Martha Stewart.”

[Patterrz]

Why have I never thought of an egg in a crepe before, it's been blinded by sweet crepes all my life

[gjg]

Reasons I watch YSAC:
-Humor
-Songs
-Dog vids W/ humorous songs

[doubtyea]

"run full speed into your tripod" i havent laughed this hard in a long time, thank you

[swestrawberry]

”Remember we’re not making pancakes”

Every European ever: *nervous laughter*

[secretscarlet]

0:10 lol the subtle joke of showing the wrong ingredient with the voice over... I love small moments like these. XD

[MegaShyguy]

Ahh my favorite crepe recipe:

- 3 inches flour
- 2 yards egg
- 5 miles milk

(Trust me, you really don't want to skimp out on the milk)

[iamnotfitforadventure]

“Don’t hang your crepes out to dry, no one does that.”

Me:

[arthurl]

Something my russian/ukranian grandparents would do is make little crepe burritos with a ground pork and onion filling, and you eat the whole thing with sour cream. Probably my favorite comfort food.

[OBugzzO]

2:46 "Run full speed into your tripod." 💀💀😭😭🤚

[Insomn]

I like the tutorial on how to actually eat the food. This is often overlooked in cooking tutorials and I'm left with all this delicious food and no idea how to get it from my plate and into my stomach. So I just have to place it directly in the toilet. Which is a great zero calorie solution but not very pleasant.

[wiscomptonfinest]

This ending song is a straight banger.

[jasonfox]

I never knew how to eat crepes, but after hearing your song it solved all of my problems, thank you so much now I can go back to loving my wife and kids again.

[sophiac]

I’m happy that I’m not the only one who tilts the room to make my crepes

[MadTatted_Dad]

"Crepe diem. When you rob a liquor store while eating crepes just to feel alive man."
I knew I shouldn't have watched this in my doctor's waiting room. Now everyone thinks I'm a laughing crazy person.

[nosa]

This guy is "Bonging with Bimbish", the long lost stoner cousin of Binging with Babish