How Is the chAir Force Different From the Jarhead Marines?

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[jamiesprout]

The Air Force stayed at our barracks for a couple weeks. They got extra pay for substandard living conditions 😂😂😂

[TheTyrial]

When the air force goes to jungle warfare school, they bring air-conditioning...

[PeachySASQUATCH]

“The Private, being a good Marine, pissed his pants.” gets me every time

[JohnHugo]

I’m retired Air Force and now work as a contractor for the Marines. They are constantly being yelled at probably to keep them obedient to orders without question. They are hard working and are given the worst facilities and equipment as “Hand me Downs” and they make due with that the best they can. Their annual budget must be very small compared to the Air Force.
There’s not many fat Marines as they stay in great shape for the battlefield. Many of them are extremely respectful to me and I often feel sorry for them because of the crap our country gives them to defend us with. I’m actually shocked that they were allowed to buy new F-35B fighters!
Respect to my Marine brothers and sisters! 🫡🇺🇸

[Jbox-eq]

If the Marine had another 30 seconds to intimidate the computer, it would have given him access and crapped a pile of crayons.

[chicken]

Marines are tough, loyal, and always ready to fight for us. Much respect to them.

[Giagua-]

So basically:

Marines: 🦍 Air force: 🦅

[noodles]

And on that day, no f**ks were given 😂

[lvtuckerrvb]

In Kuwait, I was paired up with Marines at every ECP I was posted at. 100% I wouldnt be anywhere else unless there was a Marine with me. No better friend, no worse enemy.

[bb]

We Marines aren’t the smartest, but when the bullets start flying there is no one you would rather have on your side.

[erictaylor]

I had a friend who was a Marine. at boot camp he kept grinning, no matter how much they yelled at him he just kept grinning.
You are not suppose to enjoy Marine Boot Camp, . Finally the drill instructor asked him why he was having such a grand time. The recruit's answer left the drill instructor gob smacked
He said, "You are teaching me how to survive in combat. How can I not enjoy that.
When they finished boot camp and officially became US Marines, the drill instructor met the recruit's father, and he understood. The kids father had been the DI's drill instructor.
Before he left for boot camp his dad told him he would get screamed at a lot, for the smallest mistake. What you need to understand is, they are teaching you to survive in combat.

[MamaHyBrandt]

Air Force: Sky
Army: Ground
Navy: Sea
Marines: Will fuck you up

[pdxyyz]

Gotta give it to the Air Force, they send their officers into battle while the airmen sit back on base and wait to see if the officers have survived.

[dubzillaaaa]

During my early years in the Marines, I went through A-School in Pensacola FL where we had a nice mixture of Marines, Sailors, and Airmen. I can confidently say there’s plenty of morons in every branch of the military.

[bruceybruce]

In defense of Marines though, Marine boot camp's whole ethos is to tear you down and build you back up the way they want you to be built. That private was still obviously in his "build back up" phase and has only been exposed to the "someone needs to tell me what to do" portion of a Marine career. Also, most Marines spend most of their time training in the field and not so much time with computers. Of course putting a junior Marine in front of an unfamiliar systen would make him look stupid. Put an administrative airman in front of a M240B and tell him to disassemble and reassemble it and they'd probably react the same way.

[dorseyroberts]

From Sergeant Major Roberts, USMC retired: when I was about to graduate from high school, all of the recruiters were there at the assembly and strolled on stage, one after the other, army, Air Force, Navy all gave the same speech about all the benefits that they have to give you such as college, TRAVEL, and pay. The Marine, GySgt Saunders, Vietnam, vet, wearing his dress blues was last And he marched on stage and He marched on stage, did a crisper facing movement, removed his white gloves one finger at a time, each hand, he place them on the podium, came to attention and said “we don’t even guarantee that you’ll live!“ Put his gloves back on, came to attention, did the right face and marched off stage. I was the only one to join the Marines. I served 24 years and never regretted a moment of my time in the Marine Corps. Semper Fi

[nunyabidness]

As they say, the marines are who you call if you need something dead, broken, or pregnant.

[amamdawhatever]

I'm a former USAF pilot and I have NOTHING but the highest respect for the Marine Corps! In Afghanistan I was in absolute awe of what the Marines did with what they had. These guys are savages! They are resourceful, crafty and have more fighting spirit than any of the branches combined.
We fight wars sitting in a chair.

[cybergeek]

The machine doesn't work unless we all work together. Go Army, Go Marines, Go Air Force, Go Navy, Go Coast Guard, Go National Guard! I'm proud of all of you, and thank you for being here.

[feldweible]

When I joined the Marines in 1978, the Corps was the ONLY branch of the armed forces that required a High School Diploma (no GED allowed) to sign up. I have Brothers, a Sister in law, a Niece and more who went into the Air Force and also drawing on Personal Experience. I can tell you that the USAF doesn't lead in the brain trust dept. What they excel at is spoiled, soft, clock watchers who can't tell you how they could deal with an immediate threat, but they know the WIFI passwords to all the numerous rec centers on base and at Starbucks.