#BREAKINGNEWS: Metal Fork Just On Sidewalk

[purplemilk]

Why hasn't the government done anything about this?

[TheGreatDevlin]

You didn't have stuff like this back when men were men. We put food on the table and forks in the drawer.

[Scarlett-jqcj]

We need a multi-prong solution for this one...

[davidkeever]

We had one here in Oklahoma and it backed up traffic for miles

[knowthenewz]

Most people can't even afford forks anymore due to inequality, so seeing one on the sidewalk like that upsets me.

[acez]

Back in my day we just had forks in road and now they’re on the sidewalks too this country is doomed

[zombeyfreak]

The second amendment states that the people have the right to bear forks
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[CMHC]

tragic. hope the families can pull through

[newbornsbynaomitodd]

It's sickening that someone can just dump a defenceless fork. They are DOMESTICATED and cannot survive in the wild. Please someone adopt the poor thing

[renatocorvaro]

I don't know how the camera is so steady, if I was filming that close to this, I'd be shaking from terror.

[martinstent]

Someone had been forking irresponsible!

[something]

This is like the Birmingham Spork of 2019. I shudder to think of the suffering this will bring.

[omnijack]

Now, this. This is Onion reporting at its finest.

[CDrOfficial]

Illinois resident here, we’ve been put under a state wide lockdown till this situation gets figured out

[daBEAGLE]

I fear coming across those many spoons on the streets even more.
Don't gete started if they were knifes.

[SpaceyMonkey]

Pretty sure this is how it started in Germany.

[Hankhawashere]

Be glad this barely happens in the us. Where I’m from, there are forks everywhere

[SiiriCressey]

I feel so seen, vis-a-vis my neighborhood.

[danielscissorhands]

I've heard of a fork in the road, but this is ridiculous.

[AngelMass]

That's the most gorgeous metal fork I've ever seen