Country Music Lyrics IN REAL LIFE! Good Directions - Billy Currington

Comedian John Crist imagines what country music songs would be like in real life. Here's Billy Currington's classic, Good Directions!

Good Directions
Billy Currington

I was sittin' there sellin' turnips on a flatbed truck
Crunchin' on a pork rind when she pulled up
She had to be thinkin' this is where rednecks come from
She had Hollywood written on her license plate
She was lost and lookin' for the interstate
Needin' directions, and I was the man for the job

I told her way up yonder past the caution light
There's a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me

I was sittin' there thinkin' 'bout her pretty face
Kickin' myself for not catchin' her name
I threw my hat and thought, 'you fool, that it coulda been love.
I knew my old Ford couldn't run her down
She probably didn't like me anyhow
So I watched her disappear in a cloud of dust

I told her way up yonder past the caution light
There's a little country store with an old Coke sign
You gotta stop in and ask Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Then a left will take you to the interstate
But a right will bring you right back here to me

Is this Georgia heat playin' tricks on me
Or am I really seein' what I think I see?
The woman of my dreams comin' back to me

She went way up yonder past the caution light
Don't know why, but somethin' felt right
When she stopped in and asked Miss Bell for some of her sweet tea
Mama gave her a big 'ol glass and sent her right back here to me

Thank God for good directions...and turnip greens

[SouthernSkeptic]

"I thought we were doing a thing."
I lost it.

[pansyflower]

The best part was the random two people walking at the end.. LOL

[adamstewart]

He should have yelled to the passerby's at the end "Y'all want a turnip?!"

[JackG_Entertainment]

The acting is incredible!! LOLOL Who needs a real music video when you have John!!!???

[kstepko]

Later, to her friends: “I finally met the guy who just fell off the turnip truck!”

[kelleystephens]

Lol!!!👏If she dont like sweet tea🥤 she ain't the girl for you anyway!!

[JennaLeigh]

The close up on the "crunching of the pork rind" was too much!!😂😂 loved this!

[bran]

Now this is what I call REAL COUNTRY MUSIC!

[mesidye]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 why would I come back here to you? 💀💀👌

[MJS-PS]

These real life versions of country songs are PERFECT! PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING! 😂

[dathenychanel]

UM. we need more of this in every genre - *throws cash*

[justanotherbaptistjew]

I always understood that line as a warning like “Don’t turn right, since it won’t help you at all.”

[iammakoa.]

He even has the bass pro shop T-Shirt
🔥🔥🔥

[tinaperez]

John Crist: ruining our country music fantasies one sketch at a time. Durn you, John!!! 😭😭😭

[ZackofAllTradesct]

I have never bought a turnip... let alone from a guy sitting in the bed of his truck.

[Matty-Z]

Not a country music fan, but if John made an album, I'd buy it!

[LizzieWestBathandBody]

This is one way to kick off a Monday and you did that perfectly!!

[brockgross]

The fact that this isn’t a flat bed truck makes me sad and wonder how country John is 😂

[AndasMus]

"And I was a man for the job". A girl should marry you after seeing that nodding:)

[justinjawort]

The girl would only come back for Billy Currington