The Snake Tier List

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[TierZoo]

Hey everyone, a few quick notes:
1: This is not my TeamSeas upload. That one is coming soon though!
2: Yes, I've already made a video covering snakes. That video, unfortunately, got copyright claimed and I had to remove a portion of it in order to keep the video up. I figured since that video was old anyway, I'd rather just remake it. So hopefully this one is way better, too! It's more than twice as long.

[FaceDwnDagon]

Interestingly, venomous snake builds developed earlier in the meta than non-venomous builds! This means that many snake mains actually decided that trading out venom was overall a beneficial move. Wild, right? But I'm not going to call them wrong when Colubrid players are almost literally everywhere - clearly they're doing something right!

[rl]

It’s said that the most OP snake was the highest ranking rattlesnake player, the legendary Rattlesnake Jake. He modified his damage and intimidation to the max by swapping out his rattle with a gatling gun. And instead opting for a hood like cobras, he switched out for a stylish cowboy hat, 10/10 aesthetics

[stonerokafruit]

I love how whenever he refers to "killing an infant" he calls it Spawnkilling

[chazzerine]

Unfortunately, in my experience, most snake players are incredibly toxic. I have almost never ran into a snake player that didn't mention my mother or low skill during a confrontation.

[ZTheLastViking]

Ants are OP and deserve a tierlist.
With all the crazy adaptations over more than 10k species there's plenty to choose from.

[ilikecheese]

That fan theory that a snake player convinced the human players to invest into intelligence is one of my favorites

[Jaleco]

This is the one tier list you probably didn't have to blur out, seeing as the silhouettes are all just squiggly lines.

[ShortHax]

Surprising there are snakes in low tiers. They always talk about how they’re in the tier

[Enneamorph]

I think it’s strangely funny that most animals are instinctively trained to say “HELL N O” when they see anything remotely string-like in nature because snakes exist

[RobCrowley]

One nasty advantage of the boomslang's slow acting venom is that it can be easily mistaken for a 'dry bite', which can lead to people not seeking medical attention until the deeply unpleasant effects kick in

[scottbecker]

You forgot to mention the solid snake. Highly effective stealth tactics, with excellent cardboard camouflage, and adept at fighting in close or long range situations.

[wilcoxway]

Garter snakes do have the social skill though, something that the majority of snake builds lack. This grants them a good safety in numbers and does wonders paired with their Live Birth trait. Garter snakes also have a unique cold resistance trait which allows them to thrive in some rather absurdly out of place servers such as Canada.

[hamstsorkxxor]

"You can never be truly safe from snakes"

Polar bears and penguins: "observe"

[TRquiet]

That note at the beginning reads:

“Hi, quick note: it was really difficult to find clips of exactly the right species of snake in a lot of these cases. Throughout the video, there will be a few clips where the animal depicted is not the exact animal being discussed, but is nonetheless illustrative of the point I’m making because it’s behaving in a similar way. These will be denoted in the bottom right corner when appropriate.”

[jswp]

"Snakes are the perfect example of a compact and streamlined yet still functional design. Tongue, teeth, venom, organs, bones, and movement capabilities all in less than half the space of the competition. Sleek, efficient, elegant. That’s what makes a snake a snake"

[siren-nate]

Dude, garter snakes are a meme class from the outset. They're not taking the game seriously, they're just keeping up that comically intense rivalry with that one subfaction of newts. Seems kind of unfair to have them in the tier list at all IMO.

[illuminator]

this guy's channel is proof that you can make anything interesting if you just have the right idea. i wish teachers taught us like this

[ricecooker]

The black mamba is literally just “why reinvent the wheel when we haven’t even perfected it?”

[Scags]

Are we not going to talk about this game's incredible OST? The diversity of the sound track is amazing! Unfortunately, unless surrounded by human builds, you won't hear it often, but the ambiance in the game is great too.